What would do if...

Discussion in 'General' started by darkfires12, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. A girl came up to you naked with a blunt between her titties?

    For girls (so i won't seem sexist): A guy came up to you naked with a blunt taped to his cock?
     
  2. Well, I would grab the blunt with my mouth and hope that she had a lighter, if not use mine. Then Id lay her on the bed and fuck... Who wouldnt?? Pass the blunt durring the intercourse.
     
  3. i'd grab her by the hips bring her closer to me, make out with her, and then reach for a lighter and give her a shotty, and then start rounding up 2nd base, (skip 3rd) and go straight for home, if u kno what i mean.
     
  4. #4 dawntoker, Sep 9, 2012
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    I would grab the blunt and tell her to go get dressed before my wife kicks her ass.
     
  5. if she's hot and i was single im gonna motorboat her tits then im gonna bone her :cool: :laughing:
     

  6. spoken like a real man!

    but i would let her shit on my face........:(
     
  7. I'd grab the blunt, smoke it with my girlfriend, then have some fantastic stoned sex!!
     
  8. Id probably call the cops if a random naked dude walked up to be with a blunt taped to his cock. But im just one female, the others may disagree.
     

  9. Guy sees hot naked woman walking up to him: FUCK YEAH! (unless he's married)

    Girl sees hot naked guy walking up to her: Call the cops! Rapist!
     
  10. grab the blunt, start smoking it, and proceed to fuck her
     
  11. I'd say "my, what exquisite breasts you have! Mind if I touch them?"

    Then I'd take the blunt, light up, and skip off gayly into the sunset. Naked womenz have no sway over me
     
  12. Its not even so much the fact he is naked its more of why does he have a blunt taped to his dick? he must be mentally unstable.

    Sorry if we cant live in a world where naked guys can walk up to women with weed taped to their dicks but you guys only have yourselves to blame. This is humanity's fault.
     

  13. Lmfao
     
  14. #14 InitialToke93, Sep 9, 2012
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    Give her a pat on the head, grab the blunt and walk away lol
     
  15. please help me fuck
     
  16. Nah wouldn't work for me, cocks don't really work like that... I mean I'm not a lesbian or anything but tits look more pleasent.

    I gotta see how it feels man :smoking:
     
  17. I'd take the blunt, light it up, and proceed to walk away smoking it all to myself. Fuck that bitch! Who is she to think that I'll fuck her just because there happened to be a naked woman around my blunt??

    :cool:
     
  18. Lol if she's naked I feel like it'd be hard for the blunt to stay between her tits unless they are really fat or if it's a really fat blunt
     
  19. If she didnt have a lighter in her Puss id have to kick her in the nuts just like the guy who came up to me with a blunt taped o his dick.
     

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