What were you doing two years before you were born?

Discussion in 'Philosophy' started by hippie flip, Nov 26, 2011.

  1. Think abhat it...
  2. i was trying to find a hospitable planet
  3. i took a shit large enough to break a world record.
  4. I was having sex with the universe.
  5. everything i saw was coke white
  6. i'll tell you when i get there.
  7. perhaps...
  8. Since time is not necessary linear I am and always be right here.
  9. Breathing with dragons
  10. suckin my moms titties fo milk
  11. In my dad's head scopin out some ass
  12. so.. when it really comes down to it.. you were scopin out your moms ass?

  13. yep.. :cool:
  14. this brings the oedipus complex to a whole new level
  15. Creating a multiverse. Then I fell out of favor with the One. He sent me to earth to live as a human being for my punishment. Good thing I found weed.
  16. I love this thread.

    I was probably some plant which my dad ate to get nutrients which created a sperm which was i.
  17. Swimming in a pool of half-siblings.
  18. Surfing on a beach in Australia, hanging ten while smoking a fat doob... should have paid better attention though for that fin in the water.
  19. I was just doing 80s stuff.
  20. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAy9bGIuXR0]Frank Close talks about nothing - YouTube[/ame]

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