What to wear to an "Anything BUT Clothes" party???

Discussion in 'General' started by Ayron, Sep 24, 2010.

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  1. #1 Ayron, Sep 24, 2010
    Hey everyone so im going to a college party tonight at my friends house and it has an anything BUT clothes theme. The problem is i have a lot of clothes and im not really sure what to wear tonight :confused: Im a 21 year old guy btw. i'm thinking toga but im not too sure.
     
  2. #2 Tomato Dog, Sep 24, 2010
    Wear a cardboard box with duct tape that says will work for pussy
     
  3. #3 mrgoodsmoke, Sep 24, 2010
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    I'd make a diaper out of a towel, go to the party and shit myself in it.


    EDIT: This was my most rep'd post ever on grasscity. You guys are awesome.
     
  4. #4 StimulateMyMind, Sep 24, 2010
    Wear paint.
     
  5. #5 married2mj, Sep 24, 2010
    wear a condom
     
  6. #6 1Trismegistus1, Sep 24, 2010
    Go butt ass naked. Technically any kind of coverage of the body is clothing.
     
  7. #7 Mantikore, Sep 24, 2010
    You could always kill a bum and wear his skin..
     
  8. #8 Ayron, Sep 24, 2010
    haha i love all the unique responses :) Does a toga fall under the clothing catagory?
     
  9. #9 own3d421, Sep 24, 2010

    /win.
     
  10. #10 PuffPuffHOLD, Sep 24, 2010
    old people diapers with star glasses




    edit: and a top hat
     
  11. #11 passage2bangkok, Sep 24, 2010
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    You'd have to work something out for the bottoms, because obviously you couldn't wear the black underneath...but you get the idea. :D
     
  12. #12 JakeTheDuck, Sep 24, 2010
    Print out a bunch of pictures of yourself and use them to cover up your vital areas.
     
  13. #13 street creep, Sep 24, 2010
    wear a jock strap and shoulder pads
     
  14. #14 Ayron, Sep 24, 2010

    i WISH i knew where to get one of these
     
  15. #15 Royksopp, Sep 24, 2010
    Pasties.
     
  16. #16 own3d421, Sep 24, 2010

    And a cocksock.
     
  17. #17 howoldami, Sep 24, 2010
    A flower pot and suspenders.
     
  18. #18 Elechronic, Sep 24, 2010
    Cover your entire body in band aids, toilet paper, wax, aluminum foil, etc
     
  19. #19 hippie flip, Sep 24, 2010
    paint your entire body purple and wear a little loin cloth made out of garbage bags
     
  20. #20 mrgoodsmoke, Sep 24, 2010
    Just wrap your penis in duct tape and put a little piece down your ass crack.

    Then poop in it.
     
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