What to do to trick or treaters??

Discussion in 'General' started by Spark It29, Oct 31, 2012.

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  1. #1 Spark It29, Oct 31, 2012
    My parents bought no candy this year for Halloween. I want to do something crazy when the kids come up but I don't have many items to work with. No masks. I don't know what to do.

    Or just what's a good alternative other than giving them candy. I can't really show myself or else they will be expecting candy. What should I do????
     
  2. #2 Calming Azure, Oct 31, 2012
    Put roofies in the tootsie rolls. That's always a good laugh.
     
  3. #3 Dope Antelope, Oct 31, 2012
    Get the chainsaw out the garage and chase them up the driveway revving it.
     
  4. #4 ghostonvacation, Oct 31, 2012
    Lol ***** get some candy, if you don't word will spread quickly and kids won't bother you anyway
     
  5. #5 Spark It29, Oct 31, 2012
    I could give them dog food...I have loads of that.
     
  6. #6 OMMPinthe503, Oct 31, 2012
    [quote name='"ghostonvacation"']Lol ***** get some candy, if you don't word will spread quickly and kids won't bother you anyway[/quote]

    Orrrr they will Tp and egg ur house lol
     
  7. #7 Shayla, Oct 31, 2012
    Trick them. It's called trick or treating, not treating haha.
     
  8. #8 Sploojum, Oct 31, 2012
    Turn off all the lights and pretend to be out of town. Or just put out a bowl that says "Take 1!" with no candy in it. Kids will just assume other greedy fuckers already took it all.

    Alternatively, tape a sign on the door that says..

    "OUT OF BUSINESS - FUCKED BY THE ECONOMY"
     
  9. #9 Spark It29, Oct 31, 2012
    I'll do what you said about putting a bowl out. I'll put up a sign that says "take only one of ____". What should I put, that little kids would be so happy to get if they saw it in the bowl?
     
  10. #10 *guest, Oct 31, 2012
    Hide somewhere and scare the shit out of them.

    I had a neighbor when I was a kid who would dress up in a full on "scarecrow" style costume and sit on the front porch looking like a completely fake scarecrow.
    The second any kids would walk up, he'd jump and yell and we'd all run away screaming. :p
     
  11. #11 The Incredible, Oct 31, 2012
    smoke em out
     
  12. #12 StalinApproves, Oct 31, 2012
    Play "Thriller" while sitting on the porch, eying the youngins as they walk by.
     
  13. #13 Sploojum, Oct 31, 2012
    Great new idea.

    Get your mother and father to sit on the porch dressed for the beach, cuddling one another.

    I sure as fuck would avoid that house.
     
  14. #14 Sploojum, Oct 31, 2012

    Write "Take one toosie roll and 1 peppermint!"

    That way kids won't be disappointed anyways. Don't want them to feel like they missed out on the best candy. I always had a good 300 tootsie rolls the day afterwards.
     
  15. #15 Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Oct 31, 2012
    [quote name='"Shayla"']Trick them. It's called trick or treating, not treating haha.[/quote]

    Trick refers to kids pranking houses. Mischief night used to be bad, lots of destruction would be caused, stuff had to be rebuilt and repainted.

    So the idea of candy being given out to distract and pacify the kids. Thus, the kids would say "trick or treat", as in give us treats or we will prank the shit out your property.
     
  16. #16 Vzsel, Oct 31, 2012
    My grandmother is a JW, so she just doesn't have her lights on or anything.

    I don't even think kids go down the road I live on, its a creepy ass road.
     
  17. #17 osainty, Oct 31, 2012
    give the kids cheeba chews haha
     
  18. #18 underahoneymoon, Oct 31, 2012
    Turn the lights out and ignore them. No thanks.
     
  19. #19 StraiT100, Oct 31, 2012
    Hey i'm going to this guy's house to trick or treat lol.

    But seriously..just give them bowls of weed:bolt:
    ...and maybe then i'll visit your house too lol:hello:
     
  20. #20 StraiT100, Oct 31, 2012
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    Dude...have you not seen this video?? lol


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnDa2Zqvl6c]shouldn't have scared him - YouTube[/ame]

    or this one?

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnX0u5QZC8w]Why not to scare black people - YouTube[/ame]

    and believe it or not some kids get smaller and smaller and the years go on and some get bigger and bigger...
    so be careful who you scare..,and fuck halloween:wave:

    ...and what Tom Burgeron said
     
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