"Excuse me but How much does a polar bear weigh?" "I dont know." "Enough to break the ice, hi my names _______."
A wood chuck would chuck just as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could shut the fuck up.
You shouldn't come to us with this question. If you have this shit planned out,it's already a fail from the beginning. You just have to go with the flow and be natural about it or else you're going to make yourself feel awkward and that will definitely show. Never plan anything,just do it.
no it can't hurt to have a few prepared lines just as long as it's not detrimental to spontaneity. having an idea of what you want to say can prevent you from fumbling with your words.
would a wood chuck fuck a duck if a duck could chuck wood or could you just chuck the duck at the wood chuck while the duck would not see anyone shut the fuck up?
I usually walk right up to the ladies and put my hands on their boobies. I'm assuming this is where the policy, "Don't ask, don't tell," comes from.
Just talk....trust me man the last thing you want her to think is that you rehearsed this shit because it's very awkward.
Just strike up basic conversation "Hi how are you?" she'll shut you down quick if she's not interested.
"Nice tits there, they'd good strapped onto my rape table" or "Hey, what's up?" I use the 2nd one more often than not.
