Alright, I drive to my friend's house at six thirty, chill there and wait for people to come. I had 3 beers just to enlighten the mood. At seven we begin smokin a few bowls, afterwards, I usually have a black or a blunt, so I did. I save half of the black for later. Walk around for a while, end up meeting the girl I wanna have a relationship with and start talking to her. At nineish, little later, I smoke another bowl, finished my black. ten thirty I go home and my mom's waiting for me. I kiss her goodnight and she smells alcohol on my breathe...from like 3 hours ago. Throw in like 3 pieces of gum, the blacks [vanilla] mary J, and a lot of Lays chips. This was just 3 beers too. Damn, she either has a good noes, or was seeing if I would crack.
QFT. My dad stayed up till 2:30am last night waiting for me to get home... lol I was drunk as hell, even had my friend drive my car home for me... Yea, he asked to smell my breath and I told him straight up No, get real... I'm going to bed.
lmao love this shit. Never been asked to smell my breathe but we've all had the "you been drinkin?" I usually say yes before takin a 10minute piss that confirms it
I recently ran into financial troubles and had to move in with the family for the next month or two. Last weekend I was over at my cousins smoking kush at his place for like 6 hours, then I crashed on his couch. I drove home in the morning and as soon as I walk through the door my mother is like "you smell like weed", only I hadnt smoked any in like 20 hours. I just laughed considering how im 22, but damn, parents seem to have super human senses.
dude that is lame, haha. yeh i come home blazed once or twice a week, my mom is usualy in the bed. just so i am not sketch i walk down the hall and i am like "night". so far so good.. then again i am usually about eight feet from her, i donno about close up oh well, college in like 6 monhts so lifes good
my parents never gave a shit if i drank or got drunk.They just didnt want me smoking weed, when they busted me they acted like i was shooting heroin and shit..lol i remember my pops wanted to take me to rehab.
