what the fuck rabit :|

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by pieman615, May 28, 2009.

  1. hey everyone well i remember vividly when i used to go to school i was walking home with friends right.

    as we were walking theres a lake right next to us and we hear this loud splash from the other side (the lake is huge remember that)

    so we look and theres a dog trying to swim across the huge huge lake and one of my friends takes his clothes off and is about to jump in and save the 'dog'.

    a few seconds later we are like what the fuck how can a dog swim that fast and half way through its little swim we decide not to save it as were sure its doing fine.

    as it comes near us we all realise its not a dog it looked really fucked up so it got up to our side of the lake and we realise its a FUCKING RABIT!!! it bolts the second it got out of the water

    we were all like what the fuck hahaha
  2. It was probably that rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Be thankful that it didnt bite off your head
  3. HAHAHAHA :) rep+
  4. haha :hello:
  5. Would have been funny if your friend had jumped in to save him. :laughing:
  6. Did it look like this:
    be careful, those fuckers have fangs the size of razor blades.
  7. I doubt it was a rabit, it was probably a woodchuck or a beaver.
  8. everyone there was 100 million percent sure its a rabit

    and we never get a beaver here i dont even think they exsist here and idk what a woodchuck is lol im sure its american
  9. I love beavers. :smoking:
  10. you should have thrown the holy grenade at it
  11. dude. I fucking love rabbits.

  12. yea that little bastard is one sob, should set his ass on the knights of ni
  13. im fuckin loling at these monty python refferances.



  14. The platypus doesnt exist either;)
  15. yo man, check this out. its a site with a shitton of all the great(well they all are anyway) monty python skit clips.Monty Python video wall - Monty Python videos
  16. ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
    WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
    ARTHUR: I am your king!
    WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
    ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
    WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
    ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,
    [angels sing]
    her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur
    from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I,
    Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
    [singing stops]
    That is why I am your king!
    DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
    is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
    derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
    aquatic ceremony.
    ARTHUR: Be quiet!
    DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
    just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
    ARTHUR: Shut up!
    DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
    because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
    put me away!
  17. ^lol, Monty python ftw
  18. that is straight-up the best scene from holy grail. well, the frenchmen's castle is a close one too for #1.

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