What the fuck is this pre -flowering?

Better pics are most probably going to get you the correct info you need buddy.

 

Hard to say but as @Progrouk mentioned better quality pictures would be appreciated to properly assess the situation

 

no sex is close to showing, ive never heard of plant flowering before sex it shown. I would give that another few days and see what it grows into. if I had to guess I see pretty bad nute burns on the other leaves. brown tips turning white I would say that new growth is already burnt

 

you will see one or the other when its flower time

 

I

don't think those are pistils

 

Not looking like early flowers to me.

 

Someone else posted a pic exactly like this in a different thread and I’ll say the same thing....
Stipules.

 

Thats normal, not pre flowers.

 

As long as your getting over 14.5 hrs. of light your plant shouldn't flower.

 

If you are worried about them flipping you could do a foliar spray with Verde to keep them in veg until you have a minimum of 14.5 hrs of light per day, depending on where you are on the planet. Good luck.

 

That’s normal growth and not pre flowers or pistols.

what you have pictured and what I think your concerned about are called Stipules.

Source

Stipule
Stipules are formed each side of a leaf at the base in some cannabis plants. They look like a tiny lance or dagger, located at the nodes of the cannabis plants. The function of stipules is not known, but they may be there to protect new leaf shoots. In other plants, stipules become thorns.​