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What teachers used to tell you about ''weed''

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by antonio420, Jan 30, 2012.

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  1. #1 antonio420, Jan 30, 2012
    ah some of my health teachers back in high-school were so dumb lmao
    one of them- '' smoking marijuana, straight schizophrenia ''
    '' kills alot of brain cells ''

    what kind of stupid things did they tell you? :confused:
     
  2. #2 SnowblindStoner, Jan 30, 2012
    "Marijuana makes you lazy"

    Yeah... Michael phelps is hella lazy. Totally. So is Steve Jobs and many, many others.
     
  3. #3 smr312, Jan 30, 2012
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh7l8dx-h8M]South Park - Mr Mackey - Drugs are bad MKAY - YouTube[/ame]
     
  4. #4 ModestMau5, Jan 30, 2012
    Crime rates are up in Amsterdam because marijuana's legal there.

    Back when I didn't know anything about weed, but I still knew that was a load of bullshit. She tried to tell us you can still get pregnant from blowjobs. Dumb cow.
     
  5. #5 WantsSumBud, Jan 30, 2012
    When in health class the teacher talked a bunch of shit about weed. At the end of my Senior year I was interned at the school and hung out with the teachers and several admitted the smoked including the health teacher lol
     
  6. #6 Nikolai90, Jan 30, 2012
    They said my balls/dick would shrink
     
  7. #7 LongBottomLeaf, Jan 30, 2012
    You need to remember the following:

    1. There are a LOT of dumb teachers. (they are easier for the school district to afford)
    2. Many/Most health teachers are TOLD what to teach.
    3. There are a LOT of dumb teachers.


    btw... I teach lol
     
  8. #8 Birdcat, Jan 30, 2012
    my health teacher lady was pretty legit. she straight up said, I'm not gonna lie to you and tell you weed is bad for you, you probably already know its not true, but I'm not gonna promote it either. she just gave us real facts about drugs and let us think for ourself. she was very helpful and pretty intelligent
     
  9. #9 LongBottomLeaf, Jan 30, 2012
    I think it's worse what they tried to teach us in D.A.R.E.

    Only good thing that class every really did for me was hook me up with a dope T-Shirt....
     
  10. #10 Nikolai90, Jan 30, 2012
    I still rock mine haha,

    How DARE says it will be like if you don't want to do drugs

    Friend: Yo man wanna hit this shit its dank bro,
    You: No i'm good
    Friend: Pussy

    How it goes down in real life:
    Friend: Yo man wanna hit this shit its dank bro,
    You: Naw I'm good man
    Friend: Shit, More for me!
     
  11. #11 springstars, Jan 30, 2012

    I turned my dare t-shirt into a halter top! :)
     
  12. #12 Jumbo, Jan 30, 2012
    could kill you with one hit
     
  13. #13 BurninSpliff, Jan 30, 2012
    steve jobs.... is well..... dead.
    im sorry to tell you:smoke:
     
  14. #14 wuidd420, Jan 30, 2012
    there are people from getting cancer from weed.
    one joint is equal to 20 cigs therefore more dangerous.
     
  15. #15 BurninSpliff, Jan 30, 2012
    my grade 8 teacher actually said it turns your brain into legit mush aha.... dumb bitch
     
  16. #16 Lil Rosie Hymen, Jan 30, 2012
    my tech teacher said something hilarious to my friend. So here goes my friend had gotten a note to go home sick during that class or some shit, and the teacher says whats the problem, you smoke a bad batch? Biggest asshole of a teacher there was. Made it sound like weed was cooked up in a crack den.
     
  17. #17 DrTummnus, Jan 30, 2012
    Being in a catholic school i was once actually told i would go to hell lol

    i said i was going anyways so it didn't really matter
     
  18. #18 LongBottomLeaf, Jan 30, 2012
    prove it...... ;)

    hahaha
     
  19. #19 Lil Rosie Hymen, Jan 30, 2012
    [quote name='"SnowblindStoner"']"Marijuana makes you lazy"

    Yeah... Michael phelps is hella lazy. Totally. So is Steve Jobs and many, many others.[/quote]

    When Michael phelps gets the munches he eats at subway
     
  20. #20 Bleezyy, Jan 30, 2012
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    in 10th grade health my gym/health teacher told our class about a story of how a local girl a year or so ago got into an accident because she dropped her ipod and was trying to pick it up and crashed at an intersection. leading up to the story, she told us about how people now a days think pot doesn't affect you physically or some shit . she then included that the girl was high on marijuana and methodone. my teacher then proceeded to say "see this lady had marijuana in her system it's very harmful impairs you, blah blah".

    I raised my hand and said "im pretty sure it had something to do with the methodone, not the pot"

    lols were created.

    edit: I'm talking about when I was in 10th grade it was a year or so ago, not like last year.... age police
     
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