Yeah totally, you caught me or whatever. You're the great internet sleuth and we're all proud of you now. Christ, can't even tell people about something that's happened to you, lest it be endlessly nitpicked. Oh and pro-tip, the quoted part of the doctor in original post is obviously hyperbole and not verbatim. Totally caught me though, God, I had so much to gain from this too, if only that one guy wasn't such a meddling asshole I'd be drowning in friends right now, alas the plan was folly from the beginning. Questions for you though mighty internet sleuth, if my plan was to make people think I'm cool through lying about getting a spider bite, don't you think the people most likely to identify with that bite would know what one was and discredit me? Do you know think I would have the foresight to google something I would be lying about? Idiot. </blockquote>Definitely didn't read all that, but why are you mad bro? Edit: I quoted you before you changed "idiot" to "fucking clown" and I let the mods know when I reported it. Have a great day!