What should i do with all these fireworks?

Discussion in 'General' started by Purp Skurp, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. I was cleaning my room and found all these fireworks my friend got me from like 3 years ago. You might be thinking just blow them all up in the street, well they're illegal in Houston so I can't hahah and they're pretty damn loud.

    In the 4th pic that bic is for size reference so you can see that I have tons lmao, the dynamite ones are the same size as the one in the pic.
     

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  2. wire them all together and light them off all at once, but blow something really cool up
     
  3. Man up! Get a good spliff burning and go pop em in the street. Are you in 5th Ward or something where police are constantly rolling? If not, go for broke!
     
  4. Go find a ant pile, insert the firework and run like hell.
     

  5. When I was in elementary school I would put lighter fluid on any piles and set them on fire haha
     
  6. Find somewhere that isn't right in town, go burn one down then have fun setting them off.
     
  7. Light then inside a garbage can inside of a car wash stall. The echoes will be epic.
     
  8. Find a lizard, catch it, and throw it hard against the ground. While it's stunned, open its mouth and shove one of those firecrackers in there. Light the fuse and KA-BOOM, you now have lizard guts all over your clothes. Hooray! :hello:
     
  9. thats fucked up man
     
  10. break them open and empty all of the explosive powder into a big tin foil bowl or something and stick one of the fuses in it and light it up
     
  11. [quote name='"thestonedstoner"']Find a lizard, catch it, and throw it hard against the ground. While it's stunned, open its mouth and shove one of those firecrackers in there. Light the fuse and KA-BOOM, you now have lizard guts all over your clothes. Hooray! :hello:[/quote]

    hahaha
     
  12. [quote name='"THCdelta11"']break them open and empty all of the explosive powder into a big tin foil bowl or something and stick one of the fuses in it and light it up[/quote]

    It would only make a huge flash unless its compressed.
     
  13. [quote name='"Dreaded Red"']thats fucked up man[/quote]

    Oh but killing ants isn't? That's discrimination bro
     
  14. pile them all up in one messy pile
    pour a little fuel on them and create a fuel trail
    light, and run
    then watch some awesomeness take place
     
  15. What if they were all joints.
     
  16. stick one in your asshole , light and prepare to land on the moon
     
  17. Put em in your butt
     
  18. [quote name='"final824"']

    It would only make a huge flash unless its compressed.[/QUOTE
    yeah and
    it
    is fcking awesome haha
     
  19. duh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses.
     

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