mmmmmm wise choice........unless u are the owner of...... edit- nvm, was gonna post a pic of a gay guy.
Being a comet would be very intense. Especially with black holes and such. Slamming into planets/ moons. You could even become part of a ring around a planet.
I don't know why you all want to be dildo's, you are obviously not accounting for how many fat / ugly women we have on this rock.
I know discussion of guns is against the rules, I'm just saying - I would want to be a berrett .50 cal. Edit: Picture removed. Sorry, Amigo. -Durchii *edit*
Anal bead but more likely, a wave. Just rolling on and on and on... then you hit a beach and splatter on some kids feet EDIT: damn you fast people who beat me to the anal bead
naw man, i just like splattering on childrens feet. as they are giggling having a good time. getting some sand in there too, just splashing small children