What makes it hard for you guys to jack off?

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by dalulz, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. For me, it's

    - somebody talking in the next room
    - in a porno, the guy makes too much breathing noises
    - full bladder
    - listening to a song with a guy singing (Idk srsly)
    - in a porno where the girl's nips are like 3 fucking inches long
    - when my girlfriend is coming over but I still feel like jacking off anyway
    - in a porno that zooms into the guy too much
     
  2. 10 hours of work a day makes me not even want to jack off
     
  3. Seeing threads like this.
     
  4. Hahahahahhahha you jerk off too much man
     
  5. Certain unmentionable substances.
     
  6. If it's too fake. why is it so hard to get footage of two normal people fucking?
     
  7. when it's dark out and I'm near a window...

    i feel like someone is watching me
     
  8. when my dick is soft
     
  9. also that view from underneath where you see the guys balls slap into the chick
    ugh
    why do they do that
    nobody likes it
     
  10. #10 Elem3nt17, Jul 15, 2011
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    I know how you feel, just download some true amateur porn. Its all real there dude. I cant stand that industry stuff. With the fake tits, the curled lips, the retarded moans and grunts the girls make, the PAINTED on makeup, waxed everything. That type of porn makes me less horny and more depressed. I literally dont even get a chubby when I watch that filth.
     
  11. All this talking about it makes it hard!!! Be quiet for just a minute!!


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  12. dope. /thread
     
  13. any time after i took a shit. i just think of all the germs my dick collected from being in a toilet.
     
  14. ive noticed when im HIGH its harder to bust jackin it or fuckin, any one else experience this?
     
  15. Opiates. Don't even try to get a boner, you'll last for hours. Sweet for sex, though. lulz
     
  16. #16 Elem3nt17, Jul 16, 2011
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    You just have to hammer on yourself in that situation, Ive been there haha.

    I find stimulants like Coke, Meth, and E are far worse, imagine rapidly pulling silly putty. At least I can get a hard on with opiates.
     
  17. lol thats why u r supposed to mix with the blue pill
     
  18. when the fuck did i make this thread
     
  19. Yesterday, 06:24 AM \t\t\t \t\t\t \t\t\t BST :smoke:
     
  20. If there is a male in it, at all.
    I just can't handle hearing him, or seeing his dick.

    I end up with a weird facial expression just staring at the male, thinking to myself 'what...the...fuck, that is so disgusting.'

    Then I swap to leso.
     

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