What is your must have product?

All I got is my penpal and my dick, and that's all I want and certainly all I need.

 

What are you going to do, write about your dick to your penpal?

 

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What are you going to do, write about your dick to your penpal?[/quote]

No I'm going to write about my penpal to my dick.

 

you sell your dick? awsome. old rich ladies im assuming?

 

LOL LOL LOL

Then please give your dick my best regards.

LOL

 

your dick is a dick. it deserves to be beat.

 

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So much yes! !!

 

^ LOL!

 

Platitudes.

 

Do you work there man?

How much is that thing in your hands?

LOL

 

lol that's not me. i googled "dildo sawzall" and that came up..

 

Ah... that's too bad...

I was looking forward to hear from you your sales speech of that product.

LOL...

 

Air and Water..

 

"this is a great product. it has 3 speeds, and a swiveling neck for those hard to get to areas"..

 

Oh, I forgot to mention I'm subscribed to a lifetime of Cat Facts.

 

all I need is my girlfriends bomb ass cheeks getting squeezed by me... all day

titts

 

recording equipment so i can make music like ive always wanted to. and be able to keep it.

^^hahaaha best answer
so true

 

I have an interested customer who's asking,

What kind of power source does it need? Batteries or plug in?

Is there any risk of being electricuted while using that product?

How can it be cleaned?

Does it come with a warranty?

Oh, and is it waterproof?

I imagine it has to be waterproof but you never know so you have to ask the salesman.

 

Frizz ease hydrating conditioner.