What is your 'Drug Buying' ritual?

*smoking with friends*
"Hey guys, I'm almost out, how about you? Do you want to split a half-o?"
*takes out cell phone*
"Okay, which brother should I call?" (All my dealers have the last name "Weed.")
*walks about fifty feet*
"Hey can you split that for us? Thanks."

 

Friend and I drive to dealers, get weed, go to our other friends pub and buy papers and tobacco if we dont have any, roll some up in the car and get stoned, then just chat man or go back to the house and watch a film.

 

"Hey man it's_"
"Hey big man whatssup'"
"Not much bud, wondering if you could come by?"
"Sure man(or in_amount of time) what're you looking for"
"_"
"Alright man call you in_ when i'm close"
"Alright cool bro."


-usually along those lines more or less, i've been going to my guy for time so we're cool, and he always drives to me for a chop and when i need, takes my un -driving ass on a lift to where i want to go.

 

i dont buy weed, but unmentionables

me - got (drug i want)?

him - ya (or no, usually ya)

me - how much for (amount)

him - (price)

me - ok ill call you when im at the door

him ok

(i drive to his house, its actually within walking distance)

me - im here

him - fosho

(he comes out to give me the drugs)

(both of us) - later

 

skate with my cock out

 

*Me calling dealer*
Dealer: "What's up?"
Me: "Oh man, I'm so fucking sorry, I got pulled over and they found my stash and I HAD to tell them I got it from you man, I can't go to jail, so you might wana leave ur house before the cops show up, and clean up any illegals."
Dealer: O_O WTF WTF WTF DUUUUUDE??!!
Me: "AHHHHH, I'M JUS PLAYIN N1GGA- can I get a quad?"
Dealer: "Fuck you dude. *Hangs up*
Me: ??? It was just a joke (thinking to myself)
Dealer calls back 2 min later: "Bro you're a fucking asshole, playin me like that haha but I can't pass up this money so what'jew need?"
*conversation proceeds to talk about amount and meeting place and time*
xD

 

so funny.

people get hit in the face for that kind of shit around here.

 

my dealers are all homies, none of em are jus strictly business relationships, so im good ha.

 

i just txt him.

me: bro u got (x amount of weed)

dude: yup come thru

i go get it.

i come back.

i get high.

 

me: whats good can i get another? (theres a certain cut i buy each time)
******:yeah come through
me:alright fasho ill bring some wraps

thats it we'll smoke a couple blunts and be out

 

At university:
1. Call dealer, tell him how much I need.
2. Walk 10 minutes to meet dealer.
3. Buy weed from him and go home.

At home:
1. Call friend who gets infinitely better deals than I do with the dealers from my town.
2. Go buy weed with friend.
3. Smoke weed with friend.

 

Text person.
Meet up.
Purchase whatever I need.
Done.

 

1. Text my dealer to see if him or his gf are up yet.
2. Sleep till they text back and smoke a wakeNbake bowl on the way over.
3. Greet them and theyre dogs and smoke a bowl or two after the pickup.
4. Pce out then pack another bowl for the cruise home.

 

[quote name='"jackata2"']HAHAHA.. This is will be really interesting:
Day 1:
- Call Dealer A
- Dealer A doesn't answer
- Call Guy B
- Ask him if he can hook me up with anyone around my area
- Guy B flops like usual
- Call Dealer C
- No answer

Day 2:
- Repeat Day 1[/quote]

This.... Living in a small town with one dealer 30 min away sucks. I've been dry for months cause he got busted.

 

Anyone go to a dispensary that doesnt require an ID?

 

how would you identify yourself as a patient? wtf? i could go to the pharmacy and say oh hi im that old lady who broke her back im here for my vicodin. and i aint even a old lady i am a hispanic male in his 20s. need IDs bro need IDs...

 

Tell that to my dispensary that doesnt ask me for my ID. My question was if any of you do your deals like that. I wasn't asking for you to point me where I could find one like that.

 

me: yo you good bro?
dude: yea what you need
me: lemme get a half O, im by ______
dude: word gimme 10 minutes

walk outside, walk down block, see my dude, say whats good, hand off, he rides off and i walk home and get higher.

 

1. Hit up my guy, Ask if he's good. If So I proceed to step 3
2. Hit up other dealers/friends to find bud
3. Head to main guys place, text when i'm there to see if i should come in or wait outside. If wait outside proceed to step 5, If go inside procede to step 4
4. Check out what he's got, he bags it up while someone whose there loads a bowl for me while i'm there. Exchange and i'm out.
5. Wait in car, he brings me what he has, i choose, amount, swap and i'm out.