What is your dirtiest secret?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by delilahweed, Feb 6, 2014.

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  1. #81 Purpzor, Feb 7, 2014
    Hahahaha what the fuck.

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  2. #82 HighThereJackie, Feb 8, 2014
    One time I was smoking with my sister and her boyfriend and my stepbrother came out and asked to take a hit of the pipe, so we filled it with saliva and he balled his eyes out for like 5 minutes hahahah. He wasn't mad or anything, but it was hilarious.

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  3. #83 lisamc, Feb 8, 2014
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    My dad loves you but I think you can be a little harassing at times. Like when you were on John Stewart and your interview with Obama. But since I've gotten to know you here, I really like you. so ill keep business and pleasure separate, cause your heart seems good. :p


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  4. #84 PigBenis696969, Feb 8, 2014
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    Dude wanted apple juice.

    Got a clear plastic cup, pissed into it, added 5 cubes of ice.

    Gave the dude his "apple juice"

    Thats wtf he gets for being a grown ass man and asking for apple juice

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  5. #85 crutton, Feb 8, 2014
    yoooo...but i like apple juice :(
     
  6. #86 Elektriczzz, Feb 8, 2014
    My friend left his shoes in my car. I put his shoes in a bin and pissed all over them along with a few other friends. I placed the bin at his doorstep rang the doorbell ran and hid. The look on his face was priceless

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  7. #87 junior_toker, Feb 8, 2014
    Do u mean saliva like spit or SALVIA like the drug that makes you trip?
     
  8. #88 HighThereJackie, Feb 8, 2014
    Hahahah autocorrect. Yes I mean salvia, the drug not spit. Thanks haha

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  9. #89 TeamRED_46, Feb 9, 2014
    lost my virginity to an escort.
     
  10. #90 Casual Toker, Feb 9, 2014
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    Had an anal orgasm once. Not from penetration, just simply having my butthole patted. It's weird, it was one of those heat of the moment things, I've heard of prostate massaging and whatnot but holy shit it was the greatest orgasm of my life. Never cum so hard in my life.
     
  11. #91 EastCoastPothead, Feb 9, 2014
    everyones saying shit about pissing nothing about a dirty secret wtf??


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  12. #92 syrupsarah, Feb 9, 2014
    so much respects


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  13. #93 syrupsarah, Feb 9, 2014
    you in mountaineer country?


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  14. #94 ThreeTree33, Feb 9, 2014
    Hell yeah man.
     
  15. #95 Carne Seca, Feb 9, 2014
    Played truth or dare with a group of fellow cast members while drunk.  Ended up as a sex party.  To this day I blush when I think about it. :blink:
     
  16. #96 Carne Seca, Feb 9, 2014
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    ::burp::
     
  17. #97 AntiChrist, Feb 9, 2014
    I killed 3 men in Colorado after a 29 hour marijuana binge.
     
  18. #98 Carne Seca, Feb 9, 2014
     
    Please tell me they weren't pretty.  Never kill the pretty ones. :(
     
  19. #99 TheWasian, Feb 9, 2014
    A dude I know is getting engaged to a girl that was secretly cheating on him for about a year with one of my friends. I'm not saying anything because dude is a fucking prick.

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  20. #100 SpungeBong, Feb 11, 2014
    one time when drunk I purposely shat my pants and jumped ass first onto my friend and he fucking flipped out man, he thought I just jumped on him normally then he realized it was all soft and then the smell hit him and he started heaving.
     
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