My little brother pissed inside my shoes in 2nd grade When I was in the boyscoutts I was at a camping trip and I found this small Tupperware box on a trail filled with toys and stuff. Well the box had directions to take one toy and add a toy of your own. I took all the toys and took a shit in the box and hid it. I wonder the look on the person who found it. My friend looked at the history and saw porn of black girls and I blamed it on my little brother and they gave him shit
I got a Bj in preschool and never told anyone. I guess i saw my parents or something and tried it out with my girl playmate. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Your friend saw "porn of black girls" in your history and instead of saying you were watching porn of black girls you blamed it on your brother so they'd screw with him? Da fuck
I didn't really blame it on him but it was on the xbox history on internet explorer and he saw it and I was like it wasn't me, it could have been anyone like my brother or a friend. Then they blamed it on my little brother. I feel bad. I no longer have jungle fever.
Too illegal, cant say Someone made you feel bad for liking black girls? Wow how redneck are those people?
Woah bro. If you like black ladies there aint no shame. Have the jungle fever. I suggest blackpeoplemeet.com you wont be the only white guy on there LMAO
Nothing I have involves shit or piss... don't think I meet the prerequisites for this thread on those grounds
Sometimes when life gets hard I sometimes wish I had a vagina so I can just go off and marry myself a nice rich man.
To many to remember i think.. if i dont remember.. did i even do it or did i just think of it? The questions will never be answered..
not a secret and neither does it involve piss and fecal matter, but my friend told me something seriously fucked up the other day. the story goes that he went to our local walmart to buy some tampons for his girl. so my homie gets the shit and walks to the register and the cashier, we will call him A, right off the bat starts giving him shitty service, ignored him for some time while he was on the phone and then just told my friend, "these for you or something?" my friend, livid already with the poor service and the intimation that he had a vagina walks over to the other counter where someone had left a box of condoms, grabs them and takes them to the register. he then responds. "no, im getting tampons for your girl and getting these condoms so i can fuck her right now". the cashier laughed at this and kept disrespecting my buddy. so my friend gives him a proper description of the cashiers girl becuase this cashier had a picture of her on his register. and my buddy keeps telling him how good it is to fuck A's girlfriend while hes at work, giving apparently accurate descriptions of her in bed, and that hell leave the box of tampons at her house so A doesnt have to buy some later, A just stopped talking. hands him his things and my buddy tells him, "thanks for the service and your girl's ass faggot" a few days later, i go with my buddy to walmart and this other cashier recognizes my friend as the guy that said he fucked A's girl. the cashier told us that A had been fired becuase his girlfriend had gone to the walmart to leave this guys lunch the same day my friend had told him he had been fucking her and he confronted her and had apparently hit her while shouting at her for cheating on him with my friend. i was stoned out of mind so i just start craking up right there while my friend just looks at the cashier with a guilty expression and tells her that he had nothing to do with them, it was all lucky guesses and the appropriate words. the cashier looked at my friend with extreme disgust and tells him he destroyed a 3 year relationship. but fuck that guy for not giving my friend the appropriate service
I didn't full out take a leak in it, just a little bit, enough for it to taste odd, but not enough to make it that noticeable by looking at it. And I believe I used a non-clear cup for it. If I could remember more details, I would share them.
My dirtiest secret is...... nothing. I don't have one. I'm not 100% open about everything but nothing dirty or bad really
@[member="Red Blaze"] funny i was 4 and an 8yr old girl made me lick her and no one ever believed me except my parants who found out and had a talk with me but being so young i didnt know any better but I remember licking it. i grew up knowing girls want it. I always believed we get horny way before puberty same with animals my pup was a couple months and when I showered him hed start to hump when i was scrubbing his junks. Then Id smack him and hed snap back to reality