So I just took a shit and when I got up to wipe my ass, there wasn't a damn thing in the toilet. There was evidence on the toilet paper but none more. I'm really scared guys. Please help.
Yup, that was a ghost poop. Your butt shot out that turd in such a way that it followed the pipe out right away. I remember that from some site that had names for poops. Mystery poops are funny too, like when you push and push and think you're passing a softball, but when you look, it's like the size of a pea..
Thanks guys I was scared shitless, on account of I had taken a shit just earlier, I think. And wut it that pic above me for?