I'll go first... When I was 18 my ex-girlfriend of 4 weeks and I got very drunk at a house party in her town. I had no ride home and she lived just down the street from the party so I slept with her. When I woke up I went down stairs, hungover, to get some coffee. Her father (whom I had never met prior to this) was sitting in the kitchen reading the paper and when I walked in he poured me a cup of coffee and we made a little small talk. Eventually my ex walked down in just a towel and told me she was going to have a quick shower then we could go get something to eat. As she ran upstairs her dad patted my hard on the ass and said "Well what are ya' waitin' for, son!" He was a really cool guy.
"so you're just gonna go hang out with my daughter huh?" "yes sir" "you gonna be pulling any funny business?" "haha well people say i'm a funny guy" "not the answer i wanted" *walks away* lol so fucking awkward.
When I was 17 my ex-girlfriends dad found a used condom on her bedroom floor, picked it up and told me if he ever found another one he would put it on, take me out into the street and fuck me in the ass.
Asking me if I believe in God (atheist). I think they know I'm not very religious, so it hasn't come up again and I don't bring it up.
Was in the shower with my ex and no on was home, get to fucking and we hear a knocking on the door. For the next 30 minutes I tried to sneak out of the bathroom only to be caught by my ex mom... she screamed and cussed me out pretty bad. I remember her saying "It's bad enough I let you fuck my daughter in her bed, now in MY bathroom?"
uh probably when my GF asked for a threesome to which i thought ok maybe? but who would do it? then she informed me she meant with other people I almost left her for that shit