1. Save up 4 thousand dollars 2. Go to Amsterdam for a week 3. Smoke a bunch of weed 4. Buy a Prostitute for the whole week 5. Smoke a bunch of weed with my Prostitute 6. Do things to the Prostitute 7. Miss the plane back to America 8. "Whoops."
16. Sit in your room all alone and beat off to pictures of the dead prostitute while listening to Coldplay.
I did 1-6 for new year's 2000 except I used different whores instead of just one, and I took about $6500. You're gonna have a great time.