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What if you had infinite weed?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by kamikaze rat, Sep 5, 2011.

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  1. #1 kamikaze rat, Sep 5, 2011
    So, this is just one of those questions I asked jokingly to my friends a while back, but now I've been seriously considering the possibilities.

    What if, all of a sudden, you discovered you had the ability to conjure weed? Just zap any amount of any strain into existence by your own will, and just as easily make it disappear (to avoid tricky situations with cops or parents or whatnot)? Keep in mind, you would want to be very careful who you tell of this power, as you don't want people taking advantage of it. Imagine what a gang would do if they discovered a scrawny white kid who could monopolize the weed market for them!

    I, myself, would naturally try to sell. I'd try to remain as anonymous as possible, and I'd use middlemen as often as I can by promising them a nice commission of weed. I'd be able to offer insanely cheap bud with no problem, since it would only be profit. And, of course, I'd keep all my toking tools away from my own property just in case I fuck up and get myself raided.

    What about you?
     
  2. #2 voorhee, Sep 5, 2011
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  3. #3 GIFTS420, Sep 5, 2011
    Well if i had a infinite amount of smoke i would be set for life. Forget selling it.
     
  4. #4 tehpurplepills, Sep 5, 2011
    just conjure up tons of weed above the white house n crush the black man.

    next is congress, pentagon and so on, theyll get the message
     
  5. #5 BongSquad, Sep 5, 2011
    well obviously i would keep that shit on the down low.
    I would give my homies an ounce at a time so if they get caught they wouldn't get shafted for dealing...

    then i would get superduperreallyhighhhhhh
     
  6. #6 LongBottomLeaf, Sep 5, 2011
    Then I would be infinitely high.....
     
  7. #7 beezil97, Sep 5, 2011
    I would be very high, very very high.
     
  8. #8 iamsomebody1, Sep 5, 2011
    I would smoke all day whenever I'm not busy with work/school. Kind of like I do now... lol.
     
  9. #9 S0UR, Sep 5, 2011
    I'd smoke it, what the hell else is there to do? Build a fuckin' ranch with it? :smoking:
     
  10. #10 Master OG, Sep 5, 2011
    Nah dude. Sell that shit. Open a dispensary. And smoke it too, obviously
     
  11. #11 tehpurplepills, Sep 5, 2011

    Empire
     
  12. #12 Flared, Sep 5, 2011
    forget everything :bongin:
     
  13. #13 Deleted member 180229, Sep 5, 2011
    I wouldnt do shit. I would move to the woods. And die in solitude.
     
  14. #14 Grows&Smokes, Sep 5, 2011
    I would only use my "power" if it was absolutely necessary, It would be boring to me and take away the feeling of accomplishment and joy I get from growing and smoking my own stuff....sell it? Never. Give it away? Yes!
     
  15. #15 Skunky Monkey, Sep 5, 2011
    If i had a infinite amount of weed i would live out my life in the mountains :cool:
     
  16. #16 kamikaze rat, Sep 5, 2011
    I'd probably throw a party at some point, in which I somehow acquire a warehouse or some other giant room and burn up a huge pyramid of weed. It would be the world's largest hotbox. All you'd have to do is walk in to get high and party all night.
     
  17. #17 Flyin'High', Sep 5, 2011
    I'd give weed to anyone over the age of 18, weather they smoke or not, I'd say "either smoke it or sell it, i don't care.) So either they get to smoke some weed, or they get to make some money. It's a win win. Love all round'
     
  18. #18 The Popo, Sep 5, 2011
    id probably swim in it
     
  19. #19 solidpython, Sep 5, 2011
    I would probably be the first weed fatality!
     
  20. #20 Tratagalvis, Sep 5, 2011
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    Would sell it for like a year, then when I would become rich as fuck, I would buy a wooden house far from civilization, then I'd construct massive bunker under the house - something like a nuclear shelter. Then i would fill whole bunker by shit load of munchies (normal food too), and other equipment needed for normal living. Dont forget all smoking tools - vaporizers, big-ass bongs and lots of pipes.
    And finally, I would construct growroom for growing weed (just because I love growing it) and shrooms. And also - before I move in to my bunker, I would grab like 100 sheets of acid. Now thats what I call good life.
     
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