What if magic is real?

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by Eric_Fortis, Jan 17, 2013.

  1. #1 Eric_Fortis, Jan 17, 2013
    What if Politicians are actually magical creations of diabolical witches, warlocks and wizards, designed as a front so that they may continue their magical exploits in secret? They get their power from gold and precious gems. That's why they print off worthless paper for the majority of the population. But magic must be balanced with nature, which is why the Earth seems to be in such a bad state.

    Thoughts?
     
  2. #2 SwichOne, Jan 17, 2013
    dude......its not magic causing the bad state of earth....

    its the Illuminati
     
  3. #3 SwichOne, Jan 17, 2013
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  4. #4 Eric_Fortis, Jan 17, 2013
    Illuminati sounds like a magical spell to me. COINCIDENCE?? Perhaps not.
     
  5. #5 DAVlD, Jan 17, 2013
    so when woman have all their gold and jems they don't get powers... why?
     
  6. #6 Eric_Fortis, Jan 17, 2013
    They manipulate men into getting gems for them. Perhaps a magically-induced trance??
     
  7. #7 SwichOne, Jan 17, 2013

    or maybe Illuminati sounds so UN-magical...that it just boggles your mind???
     
  8. #8 ytfghmjb, Jan 17, 2013
    Magic never seems so magical once it is exposed.....
     
  9. #9 burnout18, Jan 18, 2013
    Then a leprechaun owes me a pot o gold
     
  10. #10 marsdude89, Jan 18, 2013
    If magic is real, then I guess I better dust off the old wand.
     
  11. #11 ChemoKush, Jan 18, 2013
    Can a giant panda that shits out gold and flys a b-52 be a thing too
     
  12. #12 Megacosm, Jan 18, 2013
    [quote name='"ChemoKush"']Can a giant panda that shits out gold and flys a b-52 be a thing too[/quote]

    Already is. You're so 2012.
     
  13. #13 hundredgrand, Jan 18, 2013
    sign me up for one of those except i want him to be miniature 6 inches tall panda so he will be harmless
     
  14. #14 h8machine, Jan 18, 2013
    -New member of GC
    -This is first thread I read
    -What the actual fuck?

    This is gonna be an interesting time at the GC forum!
     
  15. #15 StonerSheep, Jan 18, 2013
    Magic is real , its just that nobody has any mana
     

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