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What have you named your smoking devices?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by PlushToker, Feb 5, 2011.

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  1. #1 PlushToker, Feb 5, 2011
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    If you're like me, then the most exciting part about buying a new piece is naming it.

    I have a green, shimmery liquid-filled pipe that's called Jubilex(, The Lord of Slimes) +5 if you get the reference.
    I also have a blue bong that doesn't work too well and "pees" the water when its being temperamental. It was just designed horribly, really. It wasn't mine at first (its name was Maelstrom back then,) but it was handed down to me, and I call it The Retarded Cousin because it doesn't really work right, but you gotta love it. :)
    And my hitter is just simply "my Crackpipe" because I don't smoke crack out of it, but people might as well think that, with the way that it looks.

    I don't have pictures right now. But I might. Later. Maybe.
     
  2. #2 dietrich, Feb 5, 2011
    My glass spoon bowl is named Dr. Giggles, a.k.a Uncle Puff'n'Stuff.

    My MFLB is appropriately named Woodstock.
     
  3. #3 ToolMan1026, Feb 5, 2011
    Instead of describing it... take pictures
     
  4. #4 PlushToker, Feb 5, 2011

    The Retarded Cousin isn't around cause a friend borrowed it, so I said fuck it to pictures lol. I'll post pictures later tho
     
  5. #5 kamikaze rat, Feb 5, 2011
    I named my pipe Rocky. I still have yet to get a bong and name it Bullwinkle
     
  6. #6 Think About It, Feb 5, 2011
    Thunderbringer
     
  7. #7 lacylaplante, Feb 5, 2011
    when i first started smoking, all my pieces (all smaller glass pipes and one hitters) were named after ninja turtles...ha. Now I've got a pipe named "Indiana", a big green bong named "the joker", a bing that I just call "bing" because that word is funny to me. hahaha. idk a bunch more that haven't gotten named JUST yettttt. :) but i love hearing other people's name choices for pieces :hello:
     
  8. #8 Candildo, Feb 5, 2011
    My first bowl is known as the Impregnator. It is small and was used and kinda sucks, so I don't use it just lend it to friends.

    My next bowl I named Dr. Kamoochi. This is the bowl I use today. It is big and red and looks like a dildo, it hits pretty well though.

    My third bowl was named Woody. It was an art bowl and was shaped to look like a glass snake. While it looked awesome, it had a very small hole and didn't hit very well, so I sold it to friend.

    My latest piece is a bong and I named it Mephisto. I've only used it once, (believe it or not) but have lent it to my friends to use and they use it regularly. It is still mine though, but I just don't have any place to keep it in my house because it is large and smells.

    BTW, the way I name my bowls is by smoking with them by myself for the first time, and then coming up with the name when I am blazed.
     
  9. #9 tofurocks, Feb 5, 2011
    My bong is sementar because it's black with white lines shot all over it.
    Nobody ever gets it when I say the name casually.
     
  10. #10 weedandbombs, Feb 5, 2011
    Name a piece, shorten it's lifespan. That's how I see it. So none of my pipes, not a single one, has a name. I just call it by what it is.
     
  11. #11 THCMaksMeHungry, Feb 5, 2011
    My spoon is called Frank Sinatra :smoke:
     
  12. #12 kouchlockOG, Feb 5, 2011
    My huge homemade waterfall: The anhialator(too stoned to remember how the fuck you spell it)
    and my bowl: count couchlockula .. because the fist munch i ever had, after smoking with it, was count chocula
    i dont have a name for my bong yet
     
  13. #13 kouchlockOG, Feb 5, 2011

    how bout frank spoonatra?
     
  14. #14 c0dyb, Feb 5, 2011
    my bubbler is named the cookie monster lol its blue and its a monster i was blitzed when i thought of the idea ( : loll
     
  15. #15 Anehum, Feb 5, 2011
    My big sherlock bubbler has like a swirl of red and blue as its colors and when its full of smoke its red white and blue, so we called it Jericho like the crazy weapons system from the beginning of Iron Man. :smoking:
     
  16. #16 pointswest, Feb 5, 2011
    pipes and papers
     
  17. #17 Anthony777, Feb 5, 2011
    My bowl's name is Elmer Budd. :smoke:
     
  18. #18 RippinSC420, Feb 5, 2011
    Bong Sagget
     
  19. #19 spartanaka, Feb 6, 2011
    my first spoon looked like a dick and was really small 3.5in so i named it the pocket rocket
    i got the six shooter and hes named colt 45
    my bong has a purple dragon on it so hes puff the magic dragon
    my other spoon is Aslo because he looks like the colors of a lion and i was baked and watching narnia the first time i used it
     
  20. #20 V4p35 McG33, Feb 6, 2011
    I call my Vaporizer "The Vbox"
     
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