What Have You Done For Weed???

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by tubbytoga, Nov 19, 2004.

  1. Title says it all....What is the strangest or most desperate thing you have done to get weed or smoke?? I have a stash box with felt on the inside to keep things from banging around and shit. Well I also roll on the inside cover of it and the weed gets on the felt and like grinded in. I was so desperate for a smoke that I smoked the felt hairs with the weed. Good thing I got high!!!
    What About You??
     
  2. probably smoking weed with fuzz from the carpet (that i had dropped) or smoking the stuff i dropped in the grav water.
     
  3. i once sucked dick for weed











    jk :p
     
  4. i gave a dealer a hand job < yes this is a joke. nothing really but im not a huge stoner

    damn it you beat me to it
     
  5. I once -- Gasp! -- Paid 50 bucks for an eigth.

    Top that one, Sirs.
     

  6. I do believe i top that..........paid 20 for a half gram........dealer drove off in the car........next week i stole a couple grams though.......:D........
     
  7. Well, I went thru and loaded my bowl with the chunks of my ash (yes, I save it in a bag for no reason) that didn't burn, my stems, any pieces of shake or bud I could find, and smoked it.. Got high.. but I have also acted as a 'slave' to my 5 friends to get high.. (no, you sick fucks, nothing sexual), just them having me make food, clean, get soda, anything they could think of...
     
  8. the dumbest thign I ever did for weed was get into debt with one of the bigger dealers in the area..


    he spotted me a dime bag, took me 3 weeks to pay him back....


    That was dumb.
     
  9. well actually just last night i was so desperate that i took all the stems from my last bag and packed um into a bowl and smoked um.. dident get me too high but gave me a decent buzz for bein stems :smoke:
     
  10. I smoked a bowl of stems I had saved and god damn, I will never do that again. It was the most terrible taste and smoke ever. That's as bad as smoking resinated paper from a roach.
     
  11. one time me and my main homie went to this one dykes crib to pick up a sac, and we were about 10 dollars short of a Q.O., so she said she would give it to us if i grabbed my friends nuts.........so i grabbed my homies nuts, lol.......i did it before he could move, and i removed my hands before he knew i was on him, lol........it was over his pants though.......it was still nasty as fuck tho, lol...........but the herb was worth it fo real, lol................ :smoking:
     
  12. once we smokeda bowl and went to pack another and realized we didnt have any more bud so we took the ash tray on the table (not emptied all day) and dumped it in the bowl ><
     
  13. heh, funny you guys joke about that, I actually did recieve a bj for a bag of weed. I was at a festival and i hung out with this chick in the early afternoon and we smoked up. she found me later on and asked if she could get a bag off of me. she said she had no money so I was reluctant to even negotiate for it. well to my surprise I got pulled away towards a tent (her tent?) and I got paid right then and there :) I happily gave her the bud. That hasn't ever happened before to me, nor has it ever again.

    I like hippie festivals. tremendous sexual energy+drugs+music... can only be a good thing.
     
  14. once i dropped nice bud in the toilet then dried it alittle then smoed it..actaully turned out alright:D
     
  15. i had to wait up till 430 in the morning to buy an ounce...................................for 350$!!!!!



    beat that!
     
  16. who would want to beat that?

    This bowls's for you early bird sir
     
  17. Everyone's probably done this at one point but smoked a bowl of beaners. I'm probably sterile now.
     
  18. Had a fat 3 g blunt rolled up and left it outside for the night. The next morning it was completely soaked and had dirt and shit on it. I rinsed it and them microwaved it for 5 minutes. It was funny as hell it was so crunchy but I smoked it and it got me fucked up.
     
  19. Motoxridah the crunchy weed thing is a trip i'm pretty baked so it's really funny. i got a bj for bag too. i had a sack with about 2.5g of dank and this chick really needed for the night so i ended up in her room and giving her the bag.<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_489852", true); </SCRIPT>
     
  20. One time I had no cash but needed sum bomb really bad so I let my dealer make out with me and feel up on Itty and Bitty(my boobies) it was ok .I got a 30sack for it but there is no way in hell I will do anything more than that for weed .
     

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