What has been your worst high apprentices?

my worst was when i had some shit resin an 8th of it in about 2hours me and 2buddys were camping in his back lawn for some reason unknown lol they were pissed, one of my mates cloged the sink with puke i thought i was gonna be sick for ages then i went to the outside toilet and crapped my ass off i didn't put my butt on the seat so it went everywhere i was farting and it would spray out, a week later they had cleaned the toilet nd u cud still smell it so in the end they gave up and removed it lol it was a fun night, i was walking through the town centre smonkin a crapily rolled joint in my bare feet saw coppers 2 which probably made me crap my self so badfun fun fun...

 

its was soooo dirty i said to them 'i think i need a big as shit' they just started laughing i got my lighter out to see what i was doin and one of them pissed on the seat! lil bastards!

fuck the po-lice!

 

one time i was convinced i was on fire i was like rolling round on the floor with my friends. at first they thought it was funny, eventually i got myself in line and was like bitches IM the fireman.

and then my friend through on fireman by lil wayne and we started a mad rager.

got me the nickname fireman.

 

One time my heart felt like it was beating so hard that I was gonna have a damn heart attack... it was scary But I was just really friggin blazed

 

i took 4 waterfalls of some super stronsativa and decided to go to quiznos(4 block walk). so im walking there starting to feel really anxious. Then my best friend drives by, and i wave at him. He does nothing (i later found out he didnt see me.) I keep on walking feeling even worse and then some weirdo witha megaphone drving a car yells "hey, you look ugly"

at that point i was really confused, and feeling somehwat panicked. Then the woman standing next to me in line a quiznos gave me a huge speech about how she thought the world was gonnna end

 

hahahha, i lol'd about the person with the megaphone. love it. sad that it happened to you though... heh.

 

ha its all good i know im not ugly. i just looked really funny because i was wearing big aviator sunglasses and had a cigarette holder/cig in my mouth with a bill cosbyish sweater

 

I blazed a blunt to myself on a very public hiking path not too long ago.
Thinking I was way back and it was too cold for anyone to be hiking, I see an
old woman jogging around the corner, who see's me and bailed into the
direction I had to take home. I'm thinking "FUCK, no doubt shes findin a
phone to rat me out", panicking, toked out of my tree, I stagger into the
opposite direction. 3 hours later, burnt out, lips split to shit, hearing sirens
in the distance the entire time, I make it home. Still suspicious and thinking
I was fucked after having ran into FIVE cop cars along the way home, I flush
my quarter down the toilet.
All this happened because a creditor was on my ass, so I decided I
needed some fresh air.

 

A couple weeks ago I got some decent bud. Me and a friend had a fire and were going to camp out in the woods behind my house. He's actually the one who got me into toking, but had since decided not to smoke anymore. He had a few experiences where he smoked too much.

Anyhow, he decided he would try toking again, see if he handled it better. So I'm smoking a couple of bowls, and hes taking hits here and there. We were good for a few hours, had a good time.

Well because of the environment we were in, I wasnt recognizing how high i was, so i packed another bowl. A little while after, I felt like everything kind of rolled to the left a little, like everything was leaning. Then I had panic for no reason at all. I fought off the bad thoughts and a bit of a stomach ache. Went to sleep baked out of my mind and woke up kind of groggy.

The whole shitting everywhere story reminds me of a drinking story lol last new years i drank a little too much. I was feeling crappy, so I was laying down. My friend came in and said hed be right back, he was going out for a cig. He smelled like smoke and it made me flip out and start gagging, so i ran for the bathroom. Unfortunately i threw up in the hallway on the way, but kept it in my mouth. Got to the toilet and let it loose....but the lid was down.
Point of that story...oversmoking is still way better than overdrinking. Sorry to go off topic lol

 

What's a high apprentice? is that like a high-ranking apprentice? im confused? am I confused?

 

lol same thing happened to me we had a party at a river and we were camping i drank from 3 pm till about 3 am beer and spirits and smoke four cones from my pipe.

I nearly broke my nose on a esky then i can't remember what happened and passed out. From what my friends told me i wouldnt go to sleep so they locked me in the tent and i couldnt escape but after they fell asleep i ended up breaking into their section i had a bucket to vomit in but i flipped it upside down and vomited in it then all over my friends sleeping bags in the morning when i woke up it was all hot and baking inside the tent lol i ended up vomiting a couple more times that morning but went tubing and it was all good =)

what has been your worst high ? apprentices

 

"what has been your worst high, apprentices?"

its close enough lol

not an apprentice, but ive got a good one. i was high when the cops came in. i was REAAALLy stoned, and i stayed that way throughout, but i kept shaking. i was terrified.

 

wtf man u flushed your quarter

 

Kind of hard to tell what was the worst, haven't had that bad things (vs in "normality" I'm nearly always anxious about something).

This one evening I was pretty baked, was sitting on my bed & had been smoking all day, everything seemed pretty normal (oh yeah, walls were wobbly, shadows were moving,; but that's normal) I just got so freaking scared and sick. I couldn't leave.. it got anoying after I wet my bed. Also I remmember the start of a panic attack - but not sure if that counts because panic attacks just are, the weed sometimes makes it worse.. other times it makes it better.. anyway lots of dark thoughts (the usual, omfg the grey headless figure in my head is going to come out of the shadows) I fell asleep later after dawn. I just kept drifting in and out.

I guess one of these days I'll have my first really bad trip.. not looking forward to it

 

Shit, I've had some crazy panic-attacks while high. I decided to take a walk and this fucking dude got pulled over while I was walking, and I thought the sirens were for me. I fucking BOLTED and ran like 2 miles (I'm a runner) and finally stopped on a street corner, soaked in sweat. My friend had to come pick me up. That was absolutely horrible.

Anyone ever had a bad shroom trip? That SUCKS. I had a stress seizure on shrooms, that was absolutely terrifying.

 

Shrooms scare me.

 

I lit my nose on fire one time when I was relighting joint. It was pretty gross because all this puss started coming out and I thought I was gonna lose my nose lol. Really shitty weed too btw.

 

Did that lighter thing too, bye bye long hair - woosh... no flesh marks though