This thread is strictly for alternate theories for what the afterlife is. Alternate is defined as: Anything that doesn't include "You go to Heaven or Hell," or "Nothing happens." Like for example, you know how people see a bright light when they are dying? Well, what if instead of dying, they are actually being born again? The light would be from the vaginal opening as you are being delivered in the hospital... and near-death experiences would be miscarriages. More like this.