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What does it take to be a "seasoned" toker?

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by mxrcr, Mar 18, 2011.

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  1. #1 mxrcr, Mar 18, 2011
    Is it how many years you've been smoking?

    Is it the amount of paraphernalia you own or know how to use?

    Is it the number of different buds you've tasted?

    Is it if you have or are currently growing?

    What is it?
     
  2. #2 Slurms McKenzie, Mar 18, 2011
    I guess you can't say who is and who isn't but just a general knowledge

    I mean I knew I was n00b before and now I can say I'm a little seasoned....I only own 2 glass peices and I've tasted maybe under 50
    But I smoke daily I buy same strains, idk it really hard it's like asking what IS punk or what IS hipster

    I mean anyone can put on a bob marley shirt and rasta bracelets and buy a shitload a glass but can still cough like a bitch so yeah idk
     
  3. #3 zekkie, Mar 18, 2011

    Disagree with this. I'd consider myself somewhere after noob smoker but before seasoned toker and I still cough fairly frequently from smoking. I don't care, either; it gets me high as fuck. I don't think coughing is a symbol of true noob status.

    But I do agree with the first part. I think it is just a general knowledge of marijuana in general. I don't think you can learn certain things or own certain things and be a seasoned toker. I think one day you just sort of are one, in an intangible sense.
     
  4. #4 ElectricWarrior, Mar 18, 2011
    the first rule of seasoned stoners is dont talk about seasoned stoners.
     
  5. #5 Tussell, Mar 18, 2011
    I've been smoking weed for over six years. I still cough.


    Then again, I've been smoking a pack a day for nearly three years, so that may be a factor, but still.
     
  6. #6 purplemudkip, Mar 18, 2011
    When one becomes a seasoned toker, it's like when one becomes high. You can't pinpoint the exact moment it happens, but you can tell when it happens.

    I've been smoking for two years,
    I own a Medicali bong and an EQ vape,
    I've smoked like 15-20 different strains (I primarily smoked regs until this past November),
    and I've never even planted a seed.

    i don't aspire to be a 'seasoned toker,' i just blaze. but i will quote my friend when she invited me to her sister's house: "this kid knows everything about smoking weed"

    just my 0.2
     
  7. #7 zekkie, Mar 18, 2011

    Thanks for your twenty cents...haha!
     
  8. #8 Luvs2splooj, Mar 18, 2011
    Id say its just when you stop acting like a weed noob and have all the proper etiquette down. Id say at least a year of experience as well.
     
  9. #9 Nato Jenkins, Mar 18, 2011
    I can look around and find all sorts of useful things to make a bowl or bong out of....I have been smoking since the age of 16 I am 24 now. Ive smoked all different sorts of weed.

    I would say its the experiences and the knowledge youve gained from smoking such a delicious plant.
     
  10. #10 WildWill, Mar 18, 2011
  11. #11 purplemudkip, Mar 18, 2011

    No, it's my point two. green is green
     
  12. #12 MassManic, Mar 18, 2011

    I like that mudkip
     
  13. #13 RizlaSlim, Mar 18, 2011
    I would say its a good balance between amount of time smoking and amount smoked. I would call myself seasoned. I am only 21, but I've been smoking weed since I just turned 13, and have been smoking near enough every day since then. Been to Amsterdam twice, too. I haven't grown my own yet, but I've seen my fair share of crops and pitched in with feeding/watering/cropping many times.
     
  14. #14 Deleted member 341238, Mar 18, 2011
    You have to be able to INHALE the herb.
     
  15. #15 BushSquatting, Mar 18, 2011
    How many chicks you have to fuck to be a pornstar?
     
  16. #16 BluntCruisin, Mar 18, 2011
    You have to smoke approximately 35.789456234151567 grams. No less. You also must be able to cite every strain ever invented, along with the indica/sativa ratio. You must also have grown over a pound of weed. You must have smoked with Snoop Dogg.

    And you gotta be an asshole to "noobs".
     
  17. #17 Kiefsweat, Mar 18, 2011
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    its not entirely about smokeing, a newb can still smoke out alot of people..
    its about how you handle your weed, while handling your life
    and not fucking either one up, keeping a good medium, a nice balance.
    its being able to smoke, and not fucking your life up at the same time

    or you can pour seasoned salt all over yourself and smoke.
    might be seasoned smoker then..rite?
     
  18. #18 azzmaster69, Mar 18, 2011
    When you have no illusions about what marijuana is.
     
  19. #19 Bedorf1, Mar 19, 2011
    till your knowledgeable about weed, i only own one small glass bowl and i consider myself a seasoned toker doesnt really matter how many peices you got id say if you wanted to put a time frame probobaly a minimum of 1 year use would be needed. a blunt a day keeps the doctors away is my saying
     
  20. #20 rorkster2, Mar 19, 2011
    Its a combination of experience and the mindset that comes with it. You do not need to ask what it takes to be a "seasoned" toker because it is something that requires your own path, a path that no one else has been down before. You will know when you get off the path by the mindset and knowledge you'll gain.
     
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