What do you want for christmas?

an ouce of dank tangerine dream...or my 2 front teeth

 

I'm pretty used to receiving only money for the last few years. Presents are only good if the one who gives the present has thought about it. Fuck getting what you wish for. I'd rather take the money and invest it then

 

What I want: $5000 massage chair



There's no way it's happening, but it's on my Amazon wish list. One day I'll be the PowerBall winner and I will have my chair!

 

Getting an ounce for Christmas!

 

Shit, blazing in that chair must feel like being in heaven

 

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS WORLD PEACE...


if someone wants to throw in that Harley in the OP, that would be OK too!

 

Unfortunately I think I'll get kicked out of the store in the mall if I try to test that theory

 

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a partridge in a weed tree.

 

Gift cards to Home Depot.

 

A line of disease-free whores, as far as the eye can see...

 

On a similar note: I went to a Mesuse blazing and it was one of the most amazing things ever!

Based on that...if I were loaded you'd have one compliments of me

 

Gez I wish I got christmas gifts lol, if I had to ask for something it would probably be money. If I had to actually pick something...I need clothes.

 

Sounds good to me.

I would like new carpet and a paint job in the house I just moved into.

 

Let's see, Skrillex tickets and a fat sack. Best night ever. Just waiting.

 

I'm not really one for accepting gifts but if it's money, hell yeah.

 

New compression shorts to work out in

 

All i want is 2 fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bag of chips to give to the fat bitches

 

A new insert for my fleshlight, but my grandma said its an unhealthy habit so she might buy me a 3ds instead.

 

half O of blue dream, half O of OG kush. thats all i need to be happy