What do you think will be the first words/speech of Mars?

Discussion in 'General' started by TioW42, Dec 5, 2015.

  1. If the first man to walk on Mars was going to say anything what would it be? Like how Neil Armstrong says "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" when he stepped on the moon.

     
  2. "New life on the new earth".
     
  3. "Where the weed at?"
     
  4. "bring him home"
     
  5. "What's that thing? Oh shit, its moving. ALI-" transmission over
     
  6. The Astronaut who first steps onto Mars likely will want to mirror Neil's words by saying the same damn thing or perhaps saying something like. "This is one step for man (or woman) one giant leap into the future for the human race."
     
  7. #7 Peaceful Dusk86, Dec 5, 2015
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    *Sounds of ray guns and burning flesh heard before the transmission cuts*

     

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  8. probably won't be any words, just some duck faced selfie tweeted out...#martianbitchesDTF?
     
  9. "Holy shit dave"


     
  10. Fuckin martian soil! Can't grow shit on this godforsaken planet.






     
  11. *Astronaut one to Astronaut two*
    "You think they have chron here?"
     
  12. "I hope this place is swimmin with bitches"
     
  13. 'Here's to hoping we don't screw it up like we did before.'
     
  14. It's the law that you must grow high quality bud.
     
  15. Minimum sentence of 1 year in marijuana re-education camp for refusing to grow the weed.

     
  16. #20 ZaraBeth420, Dec 6, 2015
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    Houston, we have a problem...there's no marijuana growing here like you said there was.
     

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