From my neck of the wood you should consider that a compliment. You should be thankful for having such outstanding features
I want to look like a wise wizard when I'm really old, but as being 18, my beard isn't that long, nor is it white. And I don't know if I could pull of golden framed glasses... The tentacles would just be a bonus.
You're a girl right? I think you have pouty lips and long flowing black hair, that flows in the wind when wind is flowing. You wear mascara that makes your eyelashes go on for miles. You also have a gymnast body, nice boobs, and butt. All of that is enough to cover up the horrible fact that you were born with a tail though
Damn. You have a 2 Cm gap between your front teeth,upper lip bigger then the other,long curlly dry hair,unibrow and a six pack
Nailed it um, this guy is an African American man, probably is a pimp. (an actual pimp, with hoes), and has a mustache. Not a porno stache, one like Lou Bega.
Bulgin eyes, which lay on the side of your head. a long skinny nose, which bends up at the tip, like a pig. very thick, bushy eye brows perched ontop of your deeply sunken eyes. a receding hair line, male pattern baldness. Missing many teeth and lower jaw from gum cancer.
bahahah you nailed it! even got the part about the tail I think the poster above me is about 5'8, straight brown hair and blue eyes?