what do you say when your parents ask you if youre high/still smoking?

I just give a smile and a nod.

Nah.

Really though, if they ask I usually just say yeah.

 

Tell them you're doing heroin instead.

 

Be straight up with her. I don't know your parents and I don't know the circumstances, but in my uneducated opinion, tell the truth. If you're high, say so. If you're not, say no. Some parents are actually more okay with the idea than they appear to be. If you're straight up with them they can't get you on lying to them.

 

My parents haven't asked me that in years

 

i am a parent and would rather you just be truthful

 

i usually tell em

and i went the route of lying and shit and then my mom thought i was a meth head
and she actually believed that i smoked meth on a daily basis

all i did was laugh and say "mom, i smoke weed."

she was like "oh really? cool"

 

My mom usually asks "Why do your eyes look weird?"

I play ignorant and say I dont know. lol

Now if they smell smoke, its 'incense'

 

Yeah, How much ya want?

 

when my parents ask me, i respond with the same thing every time lol...its like this

"matt, are you high?"
"mom are YOU high?"
"no, i dont smoke"
"oh, that sucks"

then she just looks at me and walks away jaja

 

mom: r u okay?
me: yeah
mom: are you sure?
me: *smiles*
mom: oh your high .. duh

it happens like everyday ud think she was the high one

 

they usually dont ask because they already know

 

Your a stoner parent its different lol

 

good point lol

 

Usually they just wonder why I'm not sharing with them.

 

whenever im high
my mom is always like"how ya doin ryan?"
im like"fantastic! how are you!?"
haha
she doesnt care
the worst part is when im high, i look high
i ALWAYS get red eyes

 

"Son, are you high?"

"Damn straight, wanna taste some of this AK?"

"Sure"