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What do you say when you text/ring your dealer?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Rushie, Aug 4, 2010.

  1. I ask this for a variety of reasons.. I've seen some people be so rude to dealers that I'm surprised they even get a text back..

    But mostly, I just found a new dealer and I'm not quite sure how to proceed. :eek: I've bought off him once before a few weeks ago, but I dunno if he's a regular dealer or not. Plus I knew my old guy really well (til he got busted..) so it wasn't really an issue I had to think about.

    What's the standard thing you're supposed to say?? =/
     
  2. Whats up man can i get some bud?
     
  3. I just ask my dealer where he is. Hes reliable enough that I don't need to ask if I can get bud from him or anything like that, I figure out where he is then where I can meet him.
     
  4. whats good you good
     
  5. yoo, you got that?
     
  6. "Hey man you good?"
     
  7. "dub emos em teg"
    "Fucking say it normally, you dumb fuck"
    "Lol, could I grab?"

    Not actually though... just the last line
     
  8. "excuse me fine gentleman, but do you by any chance perhaps have any cannabis in stock?
     
  9. my last conversation:

    ME:"whats up man"
    DEALER:"how much do you want?"
    ME:"lol, i can't just hit you up and ask you what your doing"
    DEALER:"i guess but we both know where this is going. i'm a drug dealer and you smoke weed i sell you weed and you smoke it, so how much?"
     
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  10. you UP man?
     
  11. I practically live with my dealer(I'm at her house every weekend really), so I don't have this problem.

    Conversations go like this:
    Me: Hey "dealer" can I get "amount."
    Her: Yeah, hang on one minute."
    *transaction, going to get bud*
    Her: You need any papers?
    Me: Nah I'm straight.


    And that's about it. On occasion I'll light up with her, usually her husband though.
     
  12. do you have any bud that i can buy from you?
     
  13. I don't even have his number lo:confused: I just ask him if I can buy some weed if I'm at his house.
     
  14. "Fine sir, are you in possesion of marijuana that you wish to transact to me?"

    "Yo dawg no doubt ima be around in like 16.2 minutes my homie, aight?"

    "Fine with me my good man."

    "No doubt playa."

    "Indeed."

    :)
     
  15. #15 casp3r420, Aug 4, 2010
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    "hey dude you got weed?'"
    "yes i have but not right here you know"
    "so you got the money?"
    "sure i got the money but not right here"
    "where?? in the car??"
    "no not in the car"
    ''where?"'
    ''very close you know''
    ''ohh umm''
    "ok so do you want to start again?"
    "haha you are funny where are you from?"'
    '' what the fuck do you care where i came from i just want my fucking weed"'
    ''hey hey hey take it easy''
    'here is your weed now leave please''

    and thats how you do it
     
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  16. "Are you available?"
     
  17. "How you been dude? Think you can help me out?"
     
  18. "hey mom, can i get some more nug"?
     
  19. grow some fucking balls and ask hmi if he got weed damn:mad:


    hahahaha
     
  20. nikka bff, get me my kush asap, extra crispy.
     

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