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what do you say to a cop when you get caught with weed?

Discussion in 'Marijuana News' started by jayboii478, May 28, 2010.

  1. 1. Don't get caught. Be smart about where and how you smoke and you won't have to worry about it.

    2. If you do get caught DON'T EVER TELL WHERE YOU GOT IT. That is a road you don't wanna go down. Just say that you picked it up at a party and you don't even know the guy's name.
  2. I'd tell them the guys name is Jose theres only 20,000 Jose's in Mollala, lol I have never once been caught thoughe, thats just what I would always use if I were to ever get caught.
  3. "what seems to be the problem oscifur?".....true story lol
  4. "Check out this dank ass bud officer"
    Oh yea, heres my medical card.
  5. I just say,


  6. dude stfu, just because i said a black person does not mean im racist.. u wanna see racist ill let u talk 2 my redneck neighbor
  7. I wouldn't say ANYTHING. That will just further incriminate yourself.

    Tell the officer you don't feel comfortable answering any questions without an attorney present.
  8. Uhm it's actually embarassing Sir, someone stole my weed, can u help me?
  9. If he asks you where you got it, just look at him with a confused look on your face and say, "Didn't you know this stuff grows on trees?"

  10. Yeaaa you little troll you ;)

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