What do you do when you are desperate for a shit at 3AM.

Discussion in 'General' started by hippie flip, Feb 3, 2011.

  1. Purely theoretical of course...

    Imagine this, it's 3AM, you need a shit, bad, like you're on the verge of shitting your pants, you live in an apartment with two people you are not quite comfortable with yet, who have work in the morning, if you go for a shit you will wake them up and they will be super pissed off on top of thinking their new roomie is a freak that enjoys long shits deep into the night.

    So what do you do?
     
  2. go outside, squat in nature, wipe ass with leaves
     
  3. Shit anyway.

    Gotta do what you gotta do.
     
  4. Go to the bathroom, drop my pants, shit my brains out, and make loud moaning noises and yell "I LOVE shitting DEEP INTO THE NIGHT!!!!"
     
  5. Yea, I'd shit anyway, fuck em.
     
  6. shit in on the floor and leave it there, then blame it on the ghost.
     
  7. I just don't have it in me...
     
  8. I used to never go to the bathroom as a kid when people baby sat me.

    But if you have to take a shit fuck everyone around you holding a dump in is probably not good for you.
     
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  10. Dude, go take a shit.
     

  11. You'd rather shit your pants?
     
  12. #12 foamcups, Feb 3, 2011
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    I would surely take a shit regardless of who is around.

    Also, wouldn't they think you were weirder if you just shit your pants?
     
  13. #13 hippie flip, Feb 3, 2011
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    Yeah...I'm not actually in this situation...well I am except it's 12:30 AM not 3AM...so I'm just going to go shit, but somehow I thought of this situation, and I can see it happening one day.
     
  14. Your respect for others is commendable, however don't suffer through too much discomfort.

    Because then at 4:AM you would blow up the toilet. :eek:
     
  15. wise man
     
  16. :laughing::laughing:

    Do it!
     
  17. I have to admit sometimes holding your poop in till your sphincter just can't take it anymore does feel good
     

  18. :hide:
     
  19. Don't even deny it.
     

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