Because I just had the shit scared out of me. Basically I was sitting on my couch and I hear a very soft bump outside but it sounded very close so I listened more carefully and then two huge noises almost like fireworks exploding in my yard. Yikes. A couple minutes later another soft bump and then nothing.. I know I will not sleep tonight
In fourth grade, I bought a wooden katana from the Renaissance festival. To this day its still in my closet, I grab it whenever I have to investigate Hahaha. No burglar will ever be intimidated by my wooden sword/:
i have a set of 3 samurai swords if you'd like to add to your collection lol they're a lot more intimidating.
If i had to start swinging or poking i gots this. Cheness Cutlery - Kaze Katana - Hand Clayed Differentially Hardened Forged 9260 Carbon Spring Steel Katana Sword.
that looks pretty deadly lol. i have 3 that range in size that i got as a gag gift and are dull as shit. worst gag gift ever.
I saw a grey wolf once and was 15 ft in front of me. thank god i was in my car. it was on the backroads of my town. i don't think people realize how GIANT they really are. it was almost unreal..
And beautiful. My wolf hybrid Lugh moved differently than my other dogs, he was leggier, really long legs compared to body size. Were you almost asleep when you heard the bang? There is an odd condition that I [and lots of people ] have called exploding head syndrome. Usually when I get it, it sounds like something slammed into the side of the house. SOmetimes I am just at that point where I am not sure if I am awake or asleep, and other times I am definitely asleep and it wakes me right up. And don't break in my house, I have a handgun by the bed. Being a gimp with crutches and a wheelchair for really bad days, I have what the law calls 'no reasonable expectation of escape or evasion' so I will shoot ... screw bokken or katanas
last night i heard some one open my fucking gate, i don't care i'd fucking lay them out but i guess it was the wind hitting an object Fucking paranoia