A rare close-up photo of the elusive cave dwelling, green faced, Catfish Lizard. These rare creatures are found only in the deepest depths of the caves in Northern California. Their skin is covered with poisonous, liquid filled glands that makes their victims go into a haze filled, coma like state. Scientists think they may be a hybrid of the Northern California Stinkbud and the cave dwelling Noeyed skink.
You get 10 cool points for asking a question, then giving a "funny" answer.. OP, meet a real (red) lizard catfish..
LMAO Dude, that totally looks like a bud to me. Are you sure you're not pulling my leg? I would soooo dry that out, break it up and smoke it.