What Are You Getting Your Dad For Fathers Day?

Shit, forgot about that... Probably a book. He reads a lot.

 

I think a "Happy father's day" is enough..

 

A round of golf and a good day well spent with his son drinking beer. 

 

nothing

 

Father's Day down under is September 1st!
 
Last year I got my old man a card and phone call. Because I'm not made of money and shipping costs are expensive.

 

I'm getting me weed from my son for fathers day...one year olds just know what to get, you know?

 

shit. im broke but maybe vodka.

 

probably nothing because he's been a total asshole for the last three days despite the fact that i shared the last of my weed (at the moment) with him

 

If memory serves correct, for the past few years (of those where I bought a gift), I've gotten the oldie a fine bottle of whiskey.

 

Three blue ray movies, a new wok with some utensils and a serving tray and some tools for his bbq. 

 

My dad died in 1979 so I don't think he really cares.

 

Well he spends a lot of time on his ipad
so I bought him some accessories for it
A wireless keyboard, a stand, and a stylus
Maybe ill grab an iTunes card too

 

Gonna blaze it up with my old man and go fishing 

 

Hard dick and bubble gum and I'm fresh out of bubble gum

 

You must live in Alabama then.... I won't judge if you believe in incest...

 

nothing because he is dead. but if he was alive i wouldn't be getting him anything either because he was never there.