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What Are My Chances Of Passing My Drug Test?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by glamx, Sep 4, 2014.

  1. #1 glamx, Sep 4, 2014
    Two weeks ago I went in for a drug test. It had been 2 months before I last toked. So I assumed my system was clean. (That was the first time I ever toked). Silly of me I celebrated by smoking. Come to find out that the first urine sample I gave was diluted. I had no intention of diluting my urine, I just happen to drink a lot that day. So this company sent me out for a second drug test, 2 days after smoking. 
     
    I did not have time to buy synth urine since I was only given an hour notice to go to the drug test center. I decided to use my brother's urine. I collected it from him 3 hours before my drug test, put it in the refrigerator to keep fresh, and heated it for 20 seconds to boil it down to 103 degrees. When I went to the drug test everything went as planned, the urine sample was within reasonable temperature 90-100 degrees fahrenheit. My question is, what are my chances of passing this drug test? My brother is only 10 and I highly highly highly doubt he has some drugs in him. The first urine sample  (diluted) was mine, second one was my brother's. Will they find out? Will microwaving and refrigerating my urine affect the results?

     
  2. #2 jtwpayne, Sep 4, 2014
    Stop making these kinds of threads/go back to school, that's your answer


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  3. #3 Koh, Sep 4, 2014
    hustling urine off a 10 year old child ... wtf man 
     
  4. #4 glamx, Sep 7, 2014
    Passed it!
     
  5. #5 GloriousZOMBiE, Sep 7, 2014
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    Durr. Dumb question. "I smoked 2 days before a drug test, so I used a 10 yr olds urine am I gonna fail?" how is anyone supposed to know if your little brother is smokin L's? And please tell me how they would know if you refrigerated it and microwaved it, it's fuckin urine, you think there gonna waste their time analyzing your little brothers piss that closely
     
  6. #6 glamx, Sep 7, 2014
     
    1.  That wasn't my question. My question was if they'd be able to find out if two urine samples do not come from the same person.
     
    2. Certain drug screenings especially ones that go to the lab are tested for ph. 
     
    3. You're a fucking idiot.
     
  7. #7 GloriousZOMBiE, Sep 7, 2014
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    what does the ph have to do with anything unless you diluted your brothers piss, and I doubt they would DNA test urinalysis. When I was on probation I was %100 percent clean and so my buddy paid me $5 bucks for a bottle of my piss so he could get a job and he passed,and it was a government job too, they don't analyze that much, they look for drugs, and the urea content to determine if it's diluted and some tests like home tests, test for temperature. You sir are the paranoid idiot,
     
  8. #8 GloriousZOMBiE, Sep 8, 2014
    LMFAO
     
  9. #9 BurnAFewDown, Sep 8, 2014
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  10. #10 Old School Smoker, Sep 8, 2014
    You kids are lucky. In my day, they watched you piss into the cup. And if enough employers read these drug piss tests threads on here, they will be doing it again.
     
  11. #11 GloriousZOMBiE, Sep 8, 2014
    haha they didn't stop dude when I was on probation I was like 15, and I was taking a wiz quiz and my probation officers assistant was in the bathroom with me and I was sorta standing to the side because I was uncomfortable about some dude staring at my dick, so he thought I had a fake piss machine or fake dick with fake piss, so he walked over and stared while I was pissing.
     
  12. #12 jtwpayne, Sep 8, 2014
    your seriously calling someone else a idiot when your to stupid in the first place that u had to come to a marijuana forum to ask if you'll pass a drug test? Fuckin highschool man lol, common sense dictates u should of been aware if youl pass or not-smoking within a month usually means no, please leave this forum an go back to school lol


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