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Well I made a tit out of myself last night

Discussion in 'General' started by Switch, May 10, 2003.

  1. Well last night I went to a ball. Yup that's right your very own switch donned a tux and got himself a hiplflask of bourbon and with my date (a girl who rumjl knows all about- yer she is just a "Friend" which pisses me off intensely!) hit the ball. Well, after finishing two glasses of sparkling wine followed by pink champagne, what must have come to half a bottle of wine, half the contents of my hip flask- I have to share after all, and about six shots of "Teacher's" whiskey (such a bad brand name- Teacher's I think that's encouraging alcoholism in the education profession) and a couple of pints, I got very very innebriated.

    Well, with my date I had the conversation which goes something like:

    "Look your boyfriend's a racist prick but if he makes you happy- I'm glad you're with him."
    "sorry to hurt you like this, Switch."
    "Don't worry, I've gotten used to shit like this."

    Then having a conversation with almost everyone I know (and some I don't) going something like
    "I love you, ya fucker- GIVE ME A KISS!!!"
    Yer I have a photo of me kissing my best mate on the cheek several times on my camera.

    And to one guy who was being rude to me:

    "Why do you say stuff like that. It isn't funny or witty on any plane and you just look like a rude and pompus twat. Fucking cunt."

    to which someone said "Excuse me there are ladies present."
    (what "ladies" have never heard the words twat and cunt before?)

    "sorry," I said "I'm acting like an idiot."

    So now after some cammamile tea a walk in the park still in my tux from last night, here I am. TADA.
     
  2. that's why I only drink like that when I'm at home

    and Blur rawks all ass :D
     
  3. Im seing blur in august WAHOO!!!
     
  4. oh, sweet

    I'm sure you've heard some gorillaz, what do you think of them? it isn't exactly blur but Albarn singing to hip hop tracks is actually pretty damn cool, if only it weren't so intensely over hyped...
     
  5. I like the gorillas, but personally I prefer bog standard blur like song 2 or beetlebum, or ah shit what's the name of it... erm.... you know the...
    "allways should be someone you really love" shit what's the name...
     
  6. boys 'n girls, or you might be talking about tender
     
  7. nah- 's boys'n'girls- good song.
     
  8. After I comment, you guys can get back to the other...



    Switchy Boy, you know my feelings on this so I won't go into them. I'm sorry that shit played out like that but you also know what I'm going to say about that so instead I'll just say...




    Twat and cunt??? What the fuck man?????? There were "ladies" present!!!!




    :D Luv ya, Switchy Boy!
     
  9. hey man.. i know how you feel (well about the making an ass out of yourself thing) ive done that so many times during my drunken stoopers.. how about going around the party stealing everyones beers and telling people to fuck off.. so next time you go everone remembers you as "that longhaired guy who was wasted and stealing everyones beers"
     
  10. Those who matter to ya will easily overlook yer little.....um..... transgression? Those who don't, won't. Fuck 'em anyway.

    If ya had fun, (which obviously you did if you're still in your tux:)) then to hell with the uptights.
     
  11. The way I see it,
    as long as you don't wake up the following morning wearing somebody elses clothing.....
    ....your'e doing ok.
     
  12. huh? that's pretty normal and I'd think there's nothuing to be ahsamed off. I had to throw one guy out when I was "there" doped by E's , hash and wine so you can imagine I wasn't in the most violent mood, but it was kind of fun

    "hey man you really should het out of here"
    "why?"
    "because I´say so and there are some people that your presens makes nervous"
    "who?"
    "you know it yourself, just go"
    "I promise nothing will happen"
    "that doesn't matter, it's you being here that's the problem"
    "I..."
    "no, no just go now, here's the keys, go, sleep and relax"

    10 minutes...........pling pling pling

    same guy, same conversation, blah but it was great (the night) crazy??????????!
     
  13. Voyage of discovery about the things I did that night is still going on strong:

    HOW LONG? NOT LONG! COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! says:
    whatever i did- I was drunk
    HOW LONG? NOT LONG! COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! says:
    unless it was cool
    HOW LONG? NOT LONG! COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! says:
    then I was sober
    fiddle di di!! says:
    cum on u grabed me while i was takin a piss
    HOW LONG? NOT LONG! COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! says:
    no fucking way
    HOW LONG? NOT LONG! COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! says:
    haha
    fiddle di di!! says:
    picked me up
    HOW LONG? NOT LONG! COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! says:
    hahahaa
    HOW LONG? NOT LONG! COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! says:
    lol
    fiddle di di!! says:
    this was wen sum girls were in the guys toilets and u asked if u could join them in the cubical
    HOW LONG? NOT LONG! COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! says:
    still laughing out loud
    HOW LONG? NOT LONG! COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! says:
    actually laughing
    HOW LONG? NOT LONG! COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! says:
    not just when you say you are as a bigger way of saying ha
    HOW LONG? NOT LONG! COS WHAT YOU REAP IS WHAT YOU SOW! says:
    I am fucking killing myself here
    fiddle di di!! says:
    u swang me round shoutin "marks got his dik out" lukly i didnt
     
  14. ..."I'm not as think as you drunk I am, ossifer...
    ...er... uh, Lucifer....
    ...I mean ... errrrrr...ughhhhh...orifice...
    ...that is, to say..... ummmm....
    ...(damn)!
     
  15. all funny shit
     
  16. this thread is as old as king tuts shit
     
  17. did you seriously bump this thread
     

  18. He sure did... I think we should tar and feather him [​IMG]




    Just playin :smoking:
     


  19. [​IMG]

    I've got feathers :p

    but IDK about tar...

    maybe we could just use peanut butter :confused_2:
     
  20. Haha.. That picture is pretty disturbing..
     

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