Weirdest thing youve put your dick in

My ex...oh zing!

 

wtf? haha 

 

I put my dick inside/in-between:
 
a flesh-light that had melted in the microwave.
a car door.
a bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup.
glue.
page 177-178 of my Calculus II textbook.
various girls/women.

 

When I was younger tried to cut a whole into the mattress side and fuck that. Instead I just my thumb extremely bad lmao. Oh us males when we are young with hormones. No use of the brain at all.

 

I'm not a girl.. But the bladies can be part of this too... You know which way i mean lol

 

 I'd supposed with such a slutty name, a butternut squash would be a prime candidate.

 

Wtf? I've thought you were a chick for
Months!!!

 

Soda can

 

You know I have to say "your mom" right?

 

I've got my fingers stuck in a drawer handle, a wiggle worm, my friends couch, a coffee pot handle, among other things, when I was 13 I masturbated with a toothbrush holder (the round ones) and a brush.

 

It's the name. Also whenever he posts I think of old mix tapes I used to make. Gotta throw in some shag music

 

In middle school there was a rumor that this girl tried to masturbate with a hotdog and it broke and got stuck inside her forever

 

lmao yea a lot of people say that. I'm actually both and reproduce on my own.

 

I all ways love your witty one liner comments. Always crack me up lol.

 

this one girl I knew told chuck it was a good idea to slap it on a horver. Not a good idea