Weirdest text I've ever gotten...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by psilopsyche, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. #101 Majestic Raven, Nov 22, 2011
    Its not a problem. I was expecting a text from a girl i met online, and asked if it was amanda. Then i looked in my recent calls and saw it was the guy i encountered at work. He was like"oh i guess i know who your crush is." and he also said that he "had a blonde moment" not realizing it was the guy from my work.:eek:

    And i would take it for a compliment if somebody would compliment me that wasnt gay:eek:
     
  2. #102 tranquiltoker28, Nov 22, 2011
    I got a text once from a friend who asked me if I wiped my ass standing up or sitting down on the toilet...apparently she polled her friends.

    I'm not sure why...
     
  3. #103 Majestic Raven, Nov 22, 2011
    sounds like somebody has some daddy issues^^^jk. that is weird as fuck though
     
  4. #104 Hatch42O, Nov 22, 2011
    [quote name='"psilopsyche"']Okay now I KNOW it wasn't her.

    He just sent me a pic of his dick.[/quote]

    ahahaha classic
     
  5. #105 psilopsyche, Nov 22, 2011
    [quote name='"Macka B"']
    Its not a problem. I was expecting a text from a girl i met online, and asked if it was amanda. Then i looked in my recent calls and saw it was the guy i encountered at work. He was like"oh i guess i know who your crush is." and he also said that he "had a blonde moment" not realizing it was the guy from my work.:eek:

    And i would take it for a compliment if somebody would compliment me that wasnt gay:eek:[/quote]

    Honestly gender shouldn't matter in my opinion... A compliment is a compliment lol.
     
  6. #106 Majestic Raven, Nov 23, 2011
    It doesnt, but tbh, it is nicer to get a compliment from a girl than a guy.I know its sitll a compliment and appreciate it, but i recently found out what a "bear" is in the gay community and apparently i look like one hahahaha
     
  7. #107 psilopsyche, Nov 23, 2011
    [quote name='"Macka B"']
    It doesnt, but tbh, it is nicer to get a compliment from a girl than a guy.I know its sitll a compliment and appreciate it, but i recently found out what a "bear" is in the gay community and apparently i look like one hahahaha[/quote]

    I get what you mean. And hahahahaa oh damn that's funny.
     
  8. #108 Mister Anderson, Nov 23, 2011
    What the hell is a bear?
     
  9. #109 psilopsyche, Nov 23, 2011
    [quote name='"Mister Anderson"']What the hell is a bear?[/quote]

    A very manly, very hairy, gay man.
     
  10. #110 Mister Anderson, Nov 23, 2011

    That's kinda what I thought.. If I were gay that would definitely not be my type lol
     
  11. #111 psilopsyche, Nov 23, 2011
    [quote name='"Mister Anderson"']

    That's kinda what I thought.. If I were gay that would definitely not be my type lol[/quote]

    Mine either :laughing: I like my men to be hairless for the most part.
     
  12. #112 psilopsyche, Nov 23, 2011
    Oh, and a little update:

    I got a text from him tonight (from his phone this time) and apparently, he thinks I'm just "playing gay" to get with her.

    :laughing: Yeah, right. :rolleyes:
     
  13. #113 Mister Anderson, Nov 23, 2011

    Straight up tell him to come over then LOL
     
  14. #114 psilopsyche, Nov 23, 2011
    [quote name='"Mister Anderson"']

    Straight up tell him to come over then LOL[/quote]

    Thing is, I live four hours away too! :laughing: I think someone's just a LITTLE insecure.
     
  15. #115 Freakshow, Nov 23, 2011
    Get your dick hard and send him a picture. Tell him, "I'm playing gay? You gave me this just by texting me." xD
     
  16. #116 psilopsyche, Nov 23, 2011
    [quote name='"Freakshow"']Get your dick hard and send him a picture. Tell him, "I'm playing gay? You gave me this just by texting me." xD[/quote]

    Ahahaha brilliant!
     
  17. #117 NeverOddOrEven., Nov 23, 2011
    everyones gay in OP's story, and the guy is an asshole. end of story
     
  18. #118 --jamminout--, Nov 23, 2011

    really?? No foolin?!?

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  19. #119 psilopsyche, Nov 23, 2011
    [quote name='"[[jamminout']]"]

    really?? No foolin?!?

    [/quote]

    :eek::eek: You can have the thread just don't kill me! :cry:

    Seriously though, yeah. I mean it's not really going off topic really... I was actually hoping more people would post theirs just for the lulz
     
  20. #120 --jamminout--, Nov 23, 2011

    hmmm......

    I can't think of any right now but thats probably cause I'm high :rolleyes:
     
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