This sketchy looking man at the supermarket offered me a fruit which he called "Pus'seh". It was pink, had two seeds, soft, juicy, smelled like fish. Unfortunately it was attached to a woman and you all know how women drive the prices of fruit up so much. I had to pay 100 bucks just to eat a goddamn Pus'seh.
Potato's aren't too bad, besides the part where you have to make a bowl... But that isn't a fruit. I've only smoked out of apples... back when I was 15