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Weirdest after-effect I've ever heard of

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by TravisH997, Jul 3, 2009.

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  1. #1 TravisH997, Jul 3, 2009
    Ok so I'm fairly new to smoking but everytime I've smoked, whether at night or during the day, the next day I wake up and my ashole hurts like a bitch. I've never woken up with this "painful asshole" except after smoking. What the fuck?
     
  2. #2 kyle187, Jul 3, 2009
    no homo
     
  3. #3 frvrthsckststnr, Jul 3, 2009
    ... oh god...
     
  4. #4 Deidara420, Jul 3, 2009
    Ya pass out at that huge party? While everyoe was there, maybe? deep sleeper possibly? didn't see it commin perhaps? LMAO Can't stop laugin! thx + rep You!
     
  5. #5 Mcnukkah, Jul 3, 2009
    haha. I love it.

    The only way to handle this is to smoke, and then set up a camera to catch the ass bandits who're having their way with you while you sleep. Good luck!
     
  6. #6 TravisH997, Jul 3, 2009
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    haha yea i knew i was gonna get responses like this but all the times i've smoked has been with 1 other person, the first 2 times i even asked my buddy if he raped me and he was like "uh no i dont think so" and the third time my buddy left after we smoked so i fell asleep all by myself at my house.

    thanks for the rep btw haha
     
  7. #7 Deidara420, Jul 3, 2009

    LMFAO! this thread seriously really made my day, lmao, or maybe it's this weed? .. .either way... lamo!
     
  8. #8 Peacefullbuddah, Jul 3, 2009

    I guess we've all been there .... :hide:
     
  9. #9 TravisH997, Jul 3, 2009
    hahaha i haven't even smoked today but that made me laugh out loud for a minute +rep
     
  10. #10 incense&mints, Jul 3, 2009
    hahahahahahahahah thanks for making me laugh

    and the original post made me laugh my ass off as well. dude. i seriously dunno what the eff is up with your ass hurting...but something's not right
     
  11. #11 Deidara420, Jul 3, 2009
    Yeah im not tryin to be a dick or anything but i just cant stop laughing! But i dunno maybe you unconciously peg yourself while you sleep? , or you rolled off you bed, land o a remote (rape ways) and didn't remember, you know you could've blocked something out, ya know. lmao!!!
     
  12. #12 Astronaut, Jul 3, 2009
    smell your fingers
     
  13. #13 GrassGuy, Jul 3, 2009
    lmao...you tried to smoke it out your ass didnt you....general rule of thumb is to put the j in the hole in your face-aka "the mouth"
     
  14. #14 Mcnukkah, Jul 3, 2009
    That's suspect.

    If I ever ask anyone if they ass raped me I need a definitive "Yes" or "No" answer. "I don't think so" = "You looked so cute sleeping there...I just had to have a piece."

    On another note, this reminds me of a pornographic movie called "Go Fuck Yourself" where dudes actually bend their own cocks around and...well...fuck themselves.

    So, if your friend decides to get off the fence and give you a "yes" or "no" answer, then give your member a quick sniff in the morning. Who knows...I've heard of people doing far weirder shit in their sleep.

    :wave:
     
  15. #15 GodILoveWeed, Jul 3, 2009
    Could be a few reasons. Sitting for hours on end? Did you EAT any weed? raw? that will ruin your ass real quick and stomach. Sit wrong? sit on a bad surface when you smoked? You probably dont realize its not a comfortable position because ur high


    Theres also the obvious...rape scenario but yeah..hope its not THAT (im sorry I had to >.< )
     
  16. #16 0B53551V3, Jul 3, 2009
    Maybe you got the munchies and took a massive dump....

    aww screw it who am i kidding, you definately got assfucked!
     
  17. #17 TravisH997, Jul 3, 2009
    Ha none of that went down, I took a hit from a homemade gravity bong with my friend then we went inside he took a shower and i danced to tiesto for like 20 minutes then he came in and we just sat in silence on my bed for like 20 minutes then he had to leave to go to houston, then i layed in my bed and tripped out to pink floyd, fell asleep, then woke up at like 7pm(btw smoked at 2 in afternoon) and went to dads house,ate, then wewnt to sleep.
     
  18. #18 GodILoveWeed, Jul 3, 2009
    I gotta say then...everything seems to be pointing to rape..either that or a massive dump since when you smoke marijuana it does constipate you and that might be one of the reasons (hopefully its that one)
     
  19. #19 TravisH997, Jul 3, 2009
    yea I know it looks like rape hahaha but I am without a doubt positive it isn't because I went to bed last night with only my sister and mom in the house and it wasn't like a very painful asshole but it noticeable

    oh yea and feel free to use my rape post as a sig :[
     
  20. #20 TravisH997, Jul 3, 2009
    alright well im gonna go eat a firecracker that i set out last night, ill try to update with how im feeling and if my asshole hurts tomorrow but ya never know what i might say when i get high cuz this is A LOT of weed for me and my low tolerance.
     
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