What weird super power would you want? I would want the Power of Good Joke -- Everytime i tell a joke, everyone thinks it's funny. I hate telling bad jokes and feeling like an ass.
I would be Bud Man, the superhero to every stoner in need. Lost your lighter? Bud Man to the rescue? To broke for pot? Bud Man's got ya covered. But alas, I am not and probably will never have the funds to be "that guy that gives away weed"
i have a spin off of that power if you don't mind if i could just say "give me some of that bong food" and poof there's a ounce of the dankest shit this side of the planet
Sir Speedy Weedy, with the ability to break up any amount of weed and roll them into blunts in 2 seconds. ... I could do without the name though.
Id want to have the power to clone myself, then I could make slaves of me to grow a crop, I could have like 20+ of me taking care of a huge ass grow. and when my grows done I could make an army of me and take over the world, then when the world is mine, I could make hate history hahaha
i would like to have the power to pull bitches like mad.....im talking like every night id have to turn away girls who want my dick.....haha