my ex wife just called and said she was happy for me and my new girl and is sorry for being such a bitch. I think thats one of the signs of the apocolypse. or quite possibly a harbinger of death............I can feel the ice from here *shivers*
hmm, or she's fuckking with you. either way i think we all know the right thing to do is grind her up and make brownies out of her.
^^^^^ nope, she was a stoner before we got divorced the whole thing spilled out last night, and needless to say things got a little heated.
yah shes plotting some evil against you, you better shave off all your body hair and get away form her as fast as you can, she might try ot make a voodoo doll....