Weird notes to leave in public places

Discussion in 'General' started by feudalism, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. I want to start leaving bizarre notes and flyers around my town (I have nothing better to do) in an attempt to make this a more colorful place to live. Have you got any suggestions?

    Bonus points and rep those ones that are creepy or mindfucky.

    One that I have left at a supermarket already is a shopping list

    Crab medicine

    As you see it's nothing special so i need your help.
  2. Lost dog.

    Sparky was last seen at the crib, where that fucker ate my pot brownies and rolled off with my skateboard.

    If you see him, please, put him down.
  3. write "hammer time" on every stop sign in your town. right under where it says "stop".
  4. i remember seeing a few of those in you laugh you lose thread. one said lost dog, then hd a picture of his dog then wrote about how his dogs so boss and all and then at the end wrote just kidding hes not missing just want you all to know how fucking awesome my dog is. you might of seen it.
  5. "If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned "

    " if voting changed anything, it would be illegal."
    you never said funny ones, but these probably wont do,
  6. Flying Spaghetti Monster pamphlets are fun to leave around.

    Fuck... there's a Blade that has a signature that says "You are now..." and then something else that always fucks with me, because by reading the signature, you do what the signature says... Let me think about it...

  7. "You are now breathing manually"

  8. That's the one! Thanks man! . I love that signature. That'd be a fun sign to leave around town.
  9. hehe , breathing manually, for now, until you forget to breathe again , switching it back to autopilot.
    yeah that would be a good sign to leave around town.
  10. Lol me and my friend printed out a bunch of pictures of hairy vaginas and left them around everywhere at my highschool once

  11. Your jaw actually weighs something you just hold it up all day long and do not notice it. You now feel how heavy your jaw is. <--fucked with me big time when I was really blazed.
  12. You don't know me, but I see you every day. Every day my heart skips a beat as you walk past. I am writing to you in hopes that you will let me court you. When you next venture into town, I will be the one holding a daffodil. If you walk by without stopping, I'll know you don't want me, and I shall never bother you again.
  13. also-"I am the eye in the sky. Looking at you. I can read your mind."
  14. Leave notes written in binary everywhere.

  15. [ame=]Stop hammer time - YouTube[/ame]
  16. under the influence of some mysterious fungi, i mindfucked myself while watching harry potter, all because of a vandalized stop sign that said "voldemort" under "STOP".
  17. "Option A: continue living mundane life

    Option B: Deviate from the norm and have fun"

    i dunno
  18. nothing to do with it but its funny

    [ame=]Hacked Road Signs - YouTube[/ame]
  19. I think you should write something about hiding the body in the aquarium.
  20. I often will leave my shopping lists in the stores. I think it's hilarious when I find other people's.

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