so i went to my friend's apartment to get my lost dvds back and we ended up smoking a lot of marijuana. i was on his computer to look something up (i forget what it was), and you know when you start to type something into google, and a list drops down below it with the previous history of searches? i typed in an "i" and glanced at the drop-down list. there was only one, and it said "i found a box of yoohoo outside my apartment should i drink it" wtf, right? my friend has no comment. have any of you found weird shit on a friend's computer?
Well google has like recemonded but not for just your computer its for everyone last time i checked when you put "how to get a" like 5th on the list was "how to get a girl to give you head" and i lol'd but its not just my computer, its everyones.
Yeah i typed an "A" into google at my friends house and it said "asians sucking off donkeys" I was like
Your friend is not the one who typed that in. Those are just previous searches that people all over the world have typed into google search.
one time i was on my friends comp and i was searching a how to video and from the previous searches it said how to kiss a girl and me and my friends laughed at him, he got mad at first but then we all got over it
it was in the toolbox in the little corner. it said "google suggestions" and below that a list of random shit, and then "history" and that's where it was written.
Or how bout when yoru over at your friends on his comp then go to youtube and it has videos recommended for what is watched the most. And it coming up with dominatrix shit or wutever you call where the man basecially dresses up like a pig and a women hits with a whip n shit like wtf. I just closed the laptop and acted like i saw nothing....
i started to type in "games" onto my friends computer, and after typing "ga" it came up as gay porn. so i was like "what the fuck." and clicked it. all of the links on the page were purple(clicked). the last person who had been on the computer was a spazzy 10 year old.
One time way back when, at an old friend's party we'll call Chris.. It was Bobby, Steve, and I the only ones still up, the whole group of us at the party probably being like 12, this is in 8th grade. I'm kind of dozing off on the floor while Steve and Bobby are checking out shit on Chris's computer. They found some CDs, one labeled like "Paintball videos 2" or something along those line and put in the drive. Our friend Chris was big fan of paintball, he played on a team during high school. So soon after they put the CD on came this anime video of some chick singing. We couldn't fast forward it or anything, it wouldn't let us, so about 10 minutes of Japanese singing played on in the background. The video switched scenes and soon she-male anime porn was playing on the computer. Needless to say all 3 of us were pretty weirded out, this was Chris's CD labeled with his handwriting. To this day, he has no idea anyone found it.
type in "why are a" and youll come across what looks like chinese propaganda. "why are americans so fat?" "why are asians so skinny?" "why are americans so stupid?" "why are asians so smart?" hahah
"Why Are" by itself comes back with "why are black people so loud" and the rest is all hilarious too.
Damn, that's actually a pretty good find. Google has been butting heads with the Chinese government recently over censorship issues. Maybe it's Google trying to get on the Chinese's good side?