Weird day/night

Not real sure if this should go here or the tokers section...anways


SO yesterday I woke up around 3pm and me and my buddy who had stayed the night were just chillin and watchin t.v. We were bored as hell and wanted some bud but we were dry. We call up my other friend and he is dry to but he comes over to my apartment anyways and we play some hoops for a little bit. So were all like "damn we need some weed" and it ends up my buddy has a cousin who "deals." He didnt want to go thru him though cause he does not like him and he really gets on his nevers cause he is this "white thugh"...supposedly.

Anyways we convince my friend to call him up and get some weed, his cousin is like "yeah thats straight *****" (first inclination that this guy was like a total fake)

This is at like seven, so I END UP DRIVING all the way to bum fuck egpyt to get this shit, along the way passing every white trash stereotype known to man...its all good though, were getting some weed.

So we pull up to this dudes house (he lives with his parents) and my buddy is like "Bill come in with me to get the shit" I was like whatever so I walk in...even though it was a little awkward coming to his fuckin parents house with like kids runnin around outside and shit. So we go in (and this is a pretty decent neighborhood mind you) and the family is fuckin at the dinner table eating so i feel even more fuckin awkwards cause i dont know any of these people for shit. Well the cousin is like "yeah man i grilled all this shit myself dawg...this shit is off the chain" I was like damn...this dude is tryin to hard to be cool.

Whatever so like 20 minutes of pure awkwardness passes and his cousin goes outside to his car and starts rattling off all this bullshit about how he has but thousands of dollars in his car and system (its a 2000 escort) but had to take it all off and sell it so he could get back into the "dealing game" This bitch is sayin how he is like at the top of the drug sellin game this side of town and shit all the while sportin some fake ass ice and a fitted cap that was most likely found at the nearest Wal-Mart.

So im like whatever this guy is stuttin( a term used down here that means "faking"..etc)

So then the mother fucker is like "yeah we gotta go pick it up from my buddy" Im like damn it...what the fuck kind of dealer is this. So whatever, we go get the shit and on the way back his cousin is like( oh yeah we got a dub...20$ straight up) lets roll a blunt...he didnt have nething to match so he just smoked our shit NO SOONER THAN ASKING FOR A FUCKIN DOLLAR SO HE COULD GO INTO THE GAS STATION AND GET A BLUNT.
The whole time he is tellin us how rich he is and shit and he has all this money blah blah blah but he needs money to buy a blunt????? WTF??!?!?!