Weed Success Stories

This one time weed was successful at getting me high.

 

One time I successfully took down a whole bag of Cheetohs.

 

I dont do things differently, but it sure makes everything a hell of a lot more fun lol. It also allows me to be much more open minded and relaxed in such a hectic, bullshit society.

Ive graduated college, work 2 jobs, volunteer, held a great girl for 5 years now, and generally live my life trying to be a good person. Id say its a success so far, but I could just be young and naieve lol.

 

Weed helped me get 3 seconds on my best time during sex. Thanks marijuana.

 

i got arrested and spent time in jail for pot. when i got released i had to stick around the random town i was in for court. i ended up meeting my gf there (also a heavy pot smoker) and have been happy together for over a year.

 

got fatter than I used to be smoking and munchin 213 max. Then got to a much more respectable weight worrying and excersizing to detox. was 180 within 2 months, down to 155 now about a year and a half after getting in trouble with the law.

 

i got the highest scores for the statewide tests that i took right after smokin two blunts i rolled with a couple of my boys.
they asked me, how did i do it?
i simply stated.. Get high, Get high scores.

 

Ok so i was hanging out with my ex which at the time i had been friends with for two weeks (i could really use her right now its valentines day ,half the countries fucking and im on GC FML) any way we chill for a little bit then and watch requiem for a dream(sober) then we waltz outside and fire up this bowl of dank ass shit that she grew and i was like jack fucking pot i got a free weed hookup so after 12 bowls of this good ass shit i start having fun and like acting crazy like always and she goes "quiet ur gunna wake all the neighbors up" and i just flip shit on this chick i hardly know im like "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TELLING ME WHAT THE FUCK I SHOULD DO YOU FUCKING CUNT" shes like "alright alright calm down" and here i am "DONT YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU ASSHOLE STUPID BITCH" we proceed to go back down to her basement and watch garden state, she turns the movie on and i come to my senses that i just cussed this chick out. and im like wait did i just yell at you and shes like Idk and i felt like i dodged a bullet, after garden state i played her fake plastic trees acoustically and won her heart over for two months we broke up recently but that was like the funniest moment looking back.

 

I first started smoking at the age of 15. I was a junior in highschool and I was fucking up horribly. [was missing at least 40 or so credits from failing previous years. As I started smoking I just really changed as a person and became more dedicated to school and more importantly myself. So I really started working at it, hitting books and caught back up in highschool. I am the only person I know who has graduated at 16. Moved out at 17 from my parent's house and never looked back sicne it wasn't a good place for me to be anyway. Fast forward 5 years to now and I now have my bachelors, Doing good in college, still working to my masters. I've held down a relationship for 4 years and personally, I'm pretty damn proud to say the least I've done all this without anyones help. But maryjane's of course lol.

 

got through high school studing stoned went to school stoned every day 3.8 gpa woop woop

 

I am one quarter away from my Bachelors degree.
Traveled to 23 different countries on 3 continents.
Lived in London, England for a year.
Performed one year of volunteer service while in England.
Taught English in Korea.
Have been in a relationship with the same girl for seven years.
Get good grades in school.
Never been in trouble with the law.

All this while always puffin on my beloved Mary Jane! I started smoking when I was 15 and I am 24 in a few days now.

 

Me and a couple of homies chilled at his house and took like 12 seshes. very nice.

 

Me and a couple of homies chilled at his house and took like 12 seshes. very nice.

 

i think after sesh number 7 or 8 i would've been yellin
SUCCESS
but for me
i have dropped out of school
learned to keep my sanity and deal with the bullshit of everyday stuff and other peoples shit
and still kept my inner peace
SUCCESS
thank you MJ

 

One night on a drunkin walk home i lost a oz. Me and my buddy figured it chould be in about a half mile radius. We looked and searched for hours, there wasnt a bush or a car or anything within like .5miles where we didnt look. we found it though.

I whouldnt say it was the happiest day of my life but its in the top 10.

 

Really? I would of been so mad, but if I was drunk I wouldn't of cared but that's good you found it.

 

I took the office space approach to my job on campus and it worked. I'd come in blazed out of my mind, sometimes even drunk (worse in my opinion), and it somehow got me promoted. Then again, my job is food-related, so I think being high might have actually helped. Now, I'm a manager, and my responsibilities are essentially nil. Thank you marijuana!

 

well in 1st semester i came hi to first period maybe 50% of the time, maybe a little less. i got an A in that class, and 100% on tests i took hi multiple times. once i wrote an essay in 2nd period hi, my firend said i was so gone i wasnt even looking at the paper. i literally had no clue what i had written once i came down, but i ended up getting a B on it.