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Weed sayings?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by CrazyCaptain, Nov 8, 2009.

  1. #1 CrazyCaptain, Nov 8, 2009
    What are your favorite weed sayings?
    like little catchy rhymes or anything.
    i.e. "bring a sack or pass it back"
    "Life's a bitch. Then you die. Screw the world. Let's get high."
    "Why bother drink driving when you can smoke and fly?"
    "A friend that has weed is a friend indeed."

    and my personal favorite which I made up,
    "im in an elevated state of mind; thinking clearer, feeling fine"
     
  2. #2 PRIMATE, Nov 8, 2009
    a common one in the ski industry is "loose pants, wide stance, cork threes, smoke trees"
     
  3. #3 Sion, Nov 8, 2009
    yeah the "dont drink and drive, smoke weed and fly" Iv'e heard a lot. "A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with no money and no weed"
     
  4. #4 BakedKipling, Nov 8, 2009
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    time isn't wasted, when your getting wasted... :smoke:

    Asher roth if your wondering ;)
     
  5. #5 blackened88, Nov 8, 2009
    If at first you don't succeed, smoke some weed.
     
  6. #6 ImTheJoker4u2, Nov 8, 2009
    Full bowl should be emptied:bongin:
    An empty bowl should be filled:bongin:
     
  7. #7 hopup, Nov 8, 2009

    Haha nice!
     
  8. #8 ionbob00, Nov 8, 2009
    Pass that shit
     
  9. #9 Dan is King, Nov 8, 2009
    Eh *****, I ain't even hit the muthafucka yet...

    Said after a poor bong rip... taken from half baked.
     
  10. #10 BakedKipling, Nov 8, 2009
    smoking weed does not make you stupid....stupid people smoking weed are stupid.
     
  11. #11 ImTheJoker4u2, Nov 11, 2009
    Lets take a pause for the cause:cool:
     
  12. #12 tokinvapes, Nov 11, 2009
    dont sit on that shit, hit it or quit it man.
     
  13. #13 freakp8ntbaler, Nov 11, 2009
    its if at first you dont succeed, it wont hurt to smoke some weed.

    (if your quoting Dre) idk maybe you just made that up


    oh and: is there some nyquil in that blunt cuz you sleepin on it
     

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